Horror Writers On Strike!

Clearly devilish forces are behind the strike, and we're doing our part as horror writers to rid this town of evil. We'll be filming the event to give to horror sites and post on YouTube, and we're only letting the horror press know about it. [Submitted by Mother of Tears cowriter Jace Anderson; photo of 30 Days of Night scribe Steve Niles at an earlier striking event.]

STUDIO EXORCISM

IN A TOWN WHERE ACCOUNTING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS…
WHERE BOOKS ARE COOK’D LIKE WITCHES’ BREW,
AND NET PROFITS ARE CANNIBALIZED
AND PASSED THROUGH THE BOWELS OF DARKNESS…
WHERE RESIDUALS FORMULAE ARE WROUGHT
BY PRESTIDIGITATORY ART…
AND FAIR COMPENSATION IS A DISTANT DREAM…
ONE GUILD RISKED EVERYTHING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
AND SO CAN YOU.
JOIN US.

WHERE: WARNER BROS. STUDIOS
WHEN: NOVEMBER 27TH, 2007 @ 11:30 AM
WHO: THE ORDER OF WGA HORROR WRITERS
WHY: WHY NOT?
DRESS CODE: BLACK
(FREE “HORROR WRITERS ON STRIKE – WE EAT SCABS” T-SHIRTS WILL BE PROVIDED ON A FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVE BASIS)

OUR RENDEZVOUS POINT: SECRET

HERE FOLLOWETH OUR BATTLE PLANS

EXORCISM RITES WILL BE PERFORMED TO RID MOVIE STUDIOS OF DIABOLIC INFESTATION.
AN EULOGY WILL BE GIVEN FOR THE OLD MBA,
WHICH EXPIRED POST-MATURELY ON HALLOWEEN ‘07
A MOMENT OF SILENCE WILL BE OBSERVED
IN MEMORY OF THE LATE GREAT IRA LEVIN.