My Favourite 5 Forum Posters

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by newb

That reminds me of a dream I had the other night. Melvyn and Sam Nigel were having crumpets and tea with me in my foyer, when all of a sudden my neighbor Sam appeared out of nowhere. He was carrying a satchel with rice and beans and his head was adorned with a cap made of cheese. We all laughed and indulged in crumpets and tea and rice and beans with cheese.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds anyone?

[ferretchucker]

Why lie about it Posher. You know it was me. I told you in the PM. Remember?

God!

Yeh. I did it because the dark lord Genix appeared to me in a vision. He told me I had to enslave humanity for him. I shot him in the balls with a bb gun and it turned out that was his one true weakness. He died. I drank his blood and it made me tumble into the road. No cars hit me, so I carried on going and fell into a ditch where some toddler pooped. I screamed so hard I went mad and all in the world seemed brilliant to me. I came to Horror.com, forgot I had an account (because the blood gave me amnesia). I made a new one, saw posts by these five and because everything seemed nice to me, I made this thread. Then I went to the picture thread and saw pictures and came to the conclusion you were all beautiful. I drift in and out of my crazed state and so switch between accounts.


It all adds up...

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

Why lie about it Posher. You know it was me. I told you in the PM. Remember?

God!

Yeh. I did it because the dark lord Genix appeared to me in a vision. He told me I had to enslave humanity for him. I shot him in the balls with a bb gun and it turned out that was his one true weakness. He died. I drank his blood and it made me tumble into the road. No cars hit me, so I carried on going and fell into a ditch where some toddler pooped. I screamed so hard I went mad and all in the world seemed brilliant to me. I came to Horror.com, forgot I had an account (because the blood gave me amnesia). I made a new one, saw posts by these five and because everything seemed nice to me, I made this thread. Then I went to the picture thread and saw pictures and came to the conclusion you were all beautiful. I drift in and out of my crazed state and so switch between accounts.


It all adds up...

You only got one finger left
And its pointing at the door
And youre taking for granted
What the lords made on the floor
So Im picking up the pieces
And Im putting them up for sale
Throw your meal ticket out the window
Put your skeletons in jail

cause lord only knows its getting late
Your senses are gone so dont you hesitate
To give yourself a call let your bottom dollars fall
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain

Invite me to the seven seas like some seasick man
You will do whatever you please and Ill do whatever I can
Titantic, fare thee well, my eyes are turning pink
Dont call us when the new age gets old enough to drink

cause lord only knows its getting late
Your senses are gone so dont you hesitate
Move on up the hill theres nothing dead left to kill
Throwing your two bit cares down the drain

Odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy odelay, odelay
Just passing through
Odelay, odelay, odelay, odealy

Going back to houston
Do the hotdog dance
Going back to houston
To get me some pants.....