Get it into your thick skull!

[Dude Guadalupe]

Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.

But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!

Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.

And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.

[heebiejeebies]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....

a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets.

And a diet coke.

I do that all the time.:o Well, I don't order a dump truck full of food, but I drink Diet Coke with everything. It's a sickness.:) I do agree that it seems just a tad bit ridiculous to order 5,000,000 calories worth of food and a Diet Coke.

[The STE]

Diet Coke isn't actually all that healthy. I mean, the newer stuff with Splenda is healthy, but the stuff with Aspertame is shite

[PR3SSUR3]

Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

[newb]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

Thats because the diet drink counteracts the greasy fatty fast food.







sheesh:rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Vodstok
AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter.

But only a tad more refreshing

[Vodstok]

The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D

HaHa...That reminds me of the butter stick wrapped in bacon and a pancake...lol

[Vodstok]

I was barely talked out of trying that... I thought it was a waffle... But does it matter? I dont think so.