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I was just trying to make a point. It probably would have been better to say that the vagina generally, was held to be more sacred than the penis, but then you had to account for ancient Hellas and ancient Egypt, and those fucked up South American statues. By the way, Pr3ss... My point about piercing Shazzam! was that women don't tend to go insane when something gets near their girlhoods, and maybe that's because of the the shit we go through to make sure we don't get uterine cancer. Or! it could because we have the option of giving birth. Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button as if your nether regions were the treasures of King Solomon, which, in fact, they aren't. You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing. (Hence, God is a Woman, because, only women bleed, and we do it with a straight face).
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now back to bussiness..... WTF :D |
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Personally I'm into genital pain. Schramm is my favourite movie.
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Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.
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I'll vouch for that....I used to do trick riding on a bike with a straight bar, and once I went to jump on while running and missed the seat totally, landing square on my wahoo with my full weight on it....I pissed blood for three days... |
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The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!
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Give her a good piercing with a big needle - that'll shut her up.
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Although when she's happy, it's oh soooo good!
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