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i disagree completely. i really love this movie, and the idea hasnt been done that much. i think you should give it another try before judging it, like you said. the acting wasn't that bad, and theres an 09' cadillac!
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An absolutly terribal film, that spoofed films like The Birdcage My Big Fat Greek Wedding Bridget Jones The Notebook Meet The Parents Meet The Parents II Shallow Hal Sweet Home Alabama Napolean Dynamite and a few more all in all this movie wasnt even funny. It was extremely stupid and really immature humor. 4th graders would find this movie hilarious. Thats it. Dont waste your money. 1 out of a 100 stars...sucked ass
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I had a bit of a film fest over the weekend lol.
First up: Battlefield Baseball - where Do I Start??!! What the fuck is this? It's the early hours of the morning and I pluck this movie from a shelf - it's been lying there for months so I decide to give it a go...hmmm. OK - it starts with a bit of gore, this is fine and then moves on to a ridiculous story line which I start to find amusing...what I don't realise is that because it's so bad it's ctually quite funny. Then, the singing - yes singing!! Our 'hero' every half hour it seems needs to break into song, this is not your usual pop or rock classic - no it's Japanese Cheese!!! This film has to be one of the most over the top insane pieces of film I have ever seen. Will I watch it again? Maybe...but first I think I'd have to to make sure my drink wasn't spiked - would I reccommend - hell no. Battlefield Baseball - so bad it's err gonna make you paranoid you've been spiked, now there's a movie catch phrase! 2/10
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02-20-2006, 01:55 AM
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Alexander - 6.5/10 I don't mind these 'epics' most of the time but I am still trying to find one that matched gladiator and after this I am sooo still looking. Was a good movie but not great, at almost 3 hours you have to be ready for the long haul but for me the suration was not a problem so i didn't mind this movie although it will be a while before I watch again.
Dead & Dying ( El Intermedio ) I actually quite liked this film starring Edward Furlong and the chap who playes Ed Gein in Ed Gein! The death scenes are really quite gorey and bloody which really is the only reason I liked this. The CGI was pretty poor and the storyline has been done to death but hey there were some good bloody scenes so that for me saved it - a little. 6/10 Charlie & The Choc. Factory (remake) I really enjoyed this. Apparently Road Dahl hated the original as it was never meant to be a musical etc etc but his family reckon he'd have loved this and ifor one agree. This is a quality film. Great performance yet again by Depp. 8 /10
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The last film I watched I have to admit to fallin asleep half way through for like 20 mins so missing er the point basically lol.
Android of Notre Damme (2nd in Guinea Pig Series) Hmmm - I'm not sure about this, loadsa gore, obvious story line, I fell asleep, I woke up not much more happened - more gore and then at 50 mins end of movie. Not bad but not great either 6.5/10 as I didn't pay full attention so will give benefit of doubt.
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