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Old 05-23-2006, 12:43 PM
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I think the main issue here is gambling.

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If that's the case can I be the girl in the sparkly suit with the big feather thingy on her head?
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Old 05-23-2006, 01:05 PM
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we get the fucking point already, give it a rest
No seriously.

WTF.



1) Get your girl on the pill
2) NEVER bust in her.

TADA!

.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

Why anyone would want to fuck with that part of their body like that...I DONT KNOW.


Im kool with pretty much everything...

i understand cutting(i dont agree with it, but i can relate and understand the meaning)...i understand suspension...i understand even PLASTIC SURGERY 9o some extent). I dont judge....(BUT THIS TIME...IS DIFFERENT...WTF)


WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT....HOW CAN ANY MAN MESS WITH THAT?

WTF
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Old 05-23-2006, 01:25 PM
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rofl

Well?
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:21 PM
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I got my clit pierced...? I had somebody without a medical degree go down their and fool a round with a pointy object in his hand. If he had fucked up, I could have lost all feeling down there...period.

Yet men seem to think that a girl's pierced goodies are somehow a treasure to behold.

The penis, in actuality is not more sacred than the vagina. Sorry. It never has been. In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:26 PM
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I don't personally find pierced tits, cocks, fannies or balls very sexy, and it looks rather painful... and to what end?

Isn't mutilating a specifically sensitive part of your genitalia going to leave you with less to stimulate?
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:30 PM
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In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.
I'd have to see such an insane theory.
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Old 05-23-2006, 03:37 PM
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.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.
I'd like to see where you get your facts that back up that statement
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Old 05-23-2006, 10:53 PM
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A Vasectomy is no big deal, your in and out in a few minutes. Rest over the week end with ice packs/bags of frozen peas, kinda go easy with lifting the next week and voila'! all better without the shotgun wedding/child support, or another unwanted child in the world.

You've made a consious desision based on your own facts and beliefs, as long as a Doctor will do it (possible problems if you are childless or at a young age), go for it. I did and believe me...happier than hell that I did! Sex actually improves because the threat of a possible pregnancy is, for the most part, gone.

And FYI, after the surgery, you ARE NOT shooting "blanks" until you have SEVERAL ejaculations AFTER the surgery and have a sperm count done once you hit the magic number (I wanna say about 30) the doctor sets for ya! Until then, treat the ol' boy like he is armed and dangerous! :D

Oh, and BTW, there are several methods that can be used in a vasectomy; sectioned and burnt, tied, and clipped. Clipping is more for the guy who may change his mind - they just place clips on the tubes and they can be removed if you so desire - I have heard that these clips can become disloged, making it possible to father a child...usually causing a big suprised look on ones face!

I chose the more perminant method - sectioned and burnt. Didn't want any "boo-boos!
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:42 AM
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DAY THREE:

WTF
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:45 AM
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DAY THREE:

WTF
lol...Sam's gonna go to New York and shoot you....Right after his operation :D
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