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Old 02-12-2006, 11:46 AM
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Omg! How did you not wind up in a mental hospital?!
I have no clue!
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Old 02-12-2006, 01:58 PM
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Porn chicks? yeah...I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be much friction there.
What about (no offence, please don't take offence) baby bearning chicks? I honestly don't see how the fuck it'd be anywhere NEAR pristine condition...although I understand there IS surgery for that kinsa thing now...which, if I were a chick, I'd opt for...'cos after a baby, you're gonna have to do a fuck of alotta them ?kegels? to get your shit in order.

Disclaimer: I don't speak from experience, only assumption. I've never been a mother-fucker, and therefore do not know.
I've actually wondered about that myself....All 3 of my kids were cut out of my belly, so I really wouldn't know.....Seems like the ones that have a lotta kids would have a really hard time ...uhh...ummm....reshaping?...
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Old 02-12-2006, 07:42 PM
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What I meant to say was "I'm hung like a lightswitch"
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:06 PM
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