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Old 01-03-2006, 06:25 PM
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The Cave

There's no point in mincing words here. The Cave is a terrible movie; indeed, it's one of the worst I've ever seen. It's been a while since I've seen a movie that actually made me angry, but this one did it. What was so frustrating is that there was the seed of a good movie in there. Unfortunately, the inept direction and wooden script make this one a turkey, not to mention the dubious acting skills of Cole Hauser and Piper Perabo. The whole film had a slapdash and shoddy quality that rendered it nearly unwatchable.

In conclusion: Fuck The Cave. I hated this movie. 0.5/10
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Old 01-03-2006, 11:48 PM
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Old 01-04-2006, 04:20 AM
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Old 01-04-2006, 05:34 AM
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SUCKED ASS!!! This is just a pile of generic comedy leftovers, and I can't believe how you're all saying "funny shit!" about it, the only thign truwe in that statement is SHIT. I nearly fell asleep and laughed only once. For a movie that relies soley on comedy, that's not very good.

I don't tend to agree with ANYONE, expecially most critics. I loved Cry_Wolf, I HATED The Shining with the utmost passion, The original Amityville Horror was a complete and utter JOKE. It seems most people are stuck in the 70's, and think anything created now is shit, and nothing but shit. While there is a lot of crap, there was stil crap in the 70's. I don't see how you rave about Amityville Horror, or The Shining (everyone loves it...) when they were both mediocre at best.
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Old 01-04-2006, 07:00 AM
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God, I hated that movie. I'm not saying my opinion's right, 'cause everyone loves it so obviously it's just personal, but I think it's so overrated. I thought it was boring and lame.
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i didn't know that it was overrated since i've never heard anyone really say much about it, but it happens to be one of my childhood favorites.


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Old 01-04-2006, 07:02 AM
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138704/ methinks.
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Old 01-04-2006, 07:03 AM
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I don't tend to agree with ANYONE, expecially most critics. I loved Cry_Wolf, I HATED The Shining with the utmost passion, The original Amityville Horror was a complete and utter JOKE. It seems most people are stuck in the 70's, and think anything created now is shit, and nothing but shit. While there is a lot of crap, there was stil crap in the 70's. I don't see how you rave about Amityville Horror, or The Shining (everyone loves it...) when they were both mediocre at best.
I direct you to the second page of the Red Eye thread...

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...5&pagenumber=2
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