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i told it to punch it self and he started to hit his head on the furniture lol
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i tryed stand on head
burn off beak so you don't damage other chickens kill your self piss on floor ass sex? jerk off show us your cock get it "cock" he stood on his head
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I got him to piss on the couch...
Not what I wanted him to do. Stupid chicken. Then de did the whole "stop, drop & roll" thing when I typed in fire. And when I told him to die, he was kinda melodramatic.
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i got this chicken shit to adjust the thermostat to 70, he started rubbing his wings together like he was cold....
just kidding, he just hid behind the sofa.
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