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01-24-2007, 05:44 AM
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Fifth Element:
Do you recognize thge terrorists? I dont know! But they're big, they're mean, and they're ugly! (All): managalors... Dirty Harry: Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
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01-24-2007, 11:07 AM
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I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change.
-"Underworld"
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01-24-2007, 11:27 AM
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Team America is loaded with good lines.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? No. So then, you haven't seen everything.
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01-24-2007, 12:07 PM
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You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
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01-24-2007, 12:07 PM
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- I'm gonna swallow your soul!
- Swallow this! Evil Dead 2 Best line ever.
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01-24-2007, 04:48 PM
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Full Metal Jacket
Private Gomer Pyle- Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-I will motivate you, private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
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01-24-2007, 05:22 PM
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From Playing God...
David Duchovny (Eugene): You gonna hurt me? Timothy Hutton (Raymond): You asking because you're afraid or because you want me to? David Duchovny (Eugene): Just trying to plan my day. From Office Space... Paul Willson (Bob Porter): Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons): I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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01-24-2007, 05:56 PM
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And of course...From Devil's Rejects:
Bill Moseley (Otis): There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future. We know how well THAT worked for him. :D
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01-24-2007, 06:14 PM
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Quote:
I love that flick!!:) "You rode a fifteen year old boy straight into his grave,and the rest of us, straight to hell." Young Guns 2
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