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***SPOILER*** I kept yelling "Shoot him in the head, dumbass!"...When she had him on the floor...So, she couldn't get the gun to work?...It's pointed, hard metal...Shove it into his eye socket and pierce his brain...Wiggle it around and scramble 'em up a bit....Or just stomp and squash the shit out of his skull with your boots...Damn, how hard IS this shit?...lol They BOTH deserved to die for their stupidity and ineptitude...
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...Or all but the last 20 minutes of Audition? OR...ALL of The Village?...
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Wolf creek was an exercise in frustration.... and it was ALMSOT okay, until the very end when you find out that possibly NONE of it happened, and the guy in the movie may have taken 2 chicks out for a threesome and killed them because they wouldnt do it....
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HAHAHA............yeah
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Critics of the key events should note that the girls did not have an inkling of where they were out in The Bush in the darkness, and were correct in that the killer did pursue them (and at a greater speed than they could get away - how much fuel was in their truck?). His wasn't killed as he lay unconcious because neither of the girls were killers (no matter how much stress they were under) and they figured at that point the guy was at least out of action - escape is the priority, taking a life under any circumstances is a huge decision. The 'boring bits' between kills is probably better called 'narrative'. Boing! :cool:
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