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Old 02-11-2006, 08:15 PM
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no sorry I left that out

its is not sopposed to be erect...

its actually sopposed to be about 30-40% of an erection.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:23 PM
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:30 PM
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no sorry I left that out

its is not sopposed to be erect...

its actually sopposed to be about 30-40% of an erection.
So suck a little ( or tug ) for a semi hey? hahaha..


I know that us chickies have excerises for a tighter puss..
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:49 PM
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So suck a little ( or tug ) for a semi hey? hahaha..


I know that us chickies have excerises for a tighter puss..
I could see with a lot of women exercises just wouldn't do any good.
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:55 PM
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I could see with a lot of women exercises just wouldn't do any good.
Porn chicks? yeah...I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be much friction there.
What about (no offence, please don't take offence) baby bearning chicks? I honestly don't see how the fuck it'd be anywhere NEAR pristine condition...although I understand there IS surgery for that kinsa thing now...which, if I were a chick, I'd opt for...'cos after a baby, you're gonna have to do a fuck of alotta them ?kegels? to get your shit in order.

Disclaimer: I don't speak from experience, only assumption. I've never been a mother-fucker, and therefore do not know.
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Old 02-12-2006, 12:54 AM
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Talking about porn...Same as the dudes.. An erection for them is a semi hahah..
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:07 AM
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Simple Exercises Will make your penis bigger.

For Example...

To increase Size in length, and girth when not hard you can do this.

pull your penis between your legs and close your legs on it holding it tight. Then sit down slowly. Read a magazing you want to hold the position for about 15 mins 5 times a week.


I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.


They probobly dont work though. I wouldnt know I havnt tried any yet.
your taking hints from your PARENTS EXERCISE BOOK!!!
YOUR PARENTS!!!
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:32 AM
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I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.
Gross dude! How the hell can you even read that book knowing that it's your parents???
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:35 AM
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Gross dude! How the hell can you even read that book knowing that it's your parents???
Agreed! This actually reminds me of the time I was spending the night at my grandmother's (because I'm a great grandson) and I was going to bed in the guest room when I noticed sex tips books. I was creeped out and didn't have a good night of sleep. I still have nightmares about it! *shivers*
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:42 AM
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Agreed! This actually reminds me of the time I was spending the night at my grandmother's (because I'm a great grandson) and I was going to bed in the guest room when I noticed sex tips books. I was creeped out and didn't have a good night of sleep. I still have nightmares about it! *shivers*
Omg! How did you not wind up in a mental hospital?!
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