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Old 02-21-2005, 10:03 AM
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The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?


Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie




And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:

Quote:
There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of..
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real


KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that the D it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio. I hope there's no hard feelings


Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)

You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
Guy: And who should I tell them said that
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK


JB: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:04 AM
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I'm gonna pick Nessie for the grainyness.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:05 AM
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I'd say nessie because the stories are more convincing
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:06 AM
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well i say Bigfoot because he has a zipper
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:12 AM
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And the prize for the most clever response so far goes to.....

Haley BArry!

Sorry mm, but thank you for playing :)

That was really funny, though.
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jc mm are you tring to give me a Axity attzc from making me laugh so much ?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:27 AM
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um what?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:27 AM
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Re: The Cryptoment
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Originally posted by Vodstok
What the hell, i already have 4 or 5 others going....

The Cryptoment! a contest of supernatural, fortean, and just plain wierd things.

first off:


El Chupacabra


Vs.



The Mongoilian Deathworm


One lives in central America and drinks animal's blood, the other lives in the Gobi Desert, spits venom, and can electrocute people from a distance.
I vote "El Chupacabras". This cabron appeard in Puerto Rico (were I'm from). He f'up lots of bunnies,goats,chikens,cats and dogs. I hate him...but still he gots my vote.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vodstok
The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?


Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie




And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:
Nessie.
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I pray the darkness too keep away.
For when he comes for me I hope too be in Heaven.
No more yelling, no more pain.
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Where I smile behind the broken hopes he gave me.
"Smile smile" Mama said "But never let them see you cry"

"En un lugar desierto crei morir de sed y un animal pre~nado de luz medio de beber.

Lenguas de sol, beber a tragos el placer y sentir la boca del miedo tu y yo arena y escorpion en un mar de fuego bajo el beso de la noche" -Robi Draco Rosa
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:29 AM
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And once again, you replied to the first post. try hitting the "last" link for the long threads.

Just a helpful hint :)
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