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10-23-2015, 09:41 AM
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 "Bone Tomahawk" 8/10 More of a road movie than horror. I'm sure we all would've prefered it the other way around. But that doesn't take away that everything, from the actors to the production, was class. It even had funny dialogue from time to time. Only thing missing was Val Kilmer playing a doctor and we'd have ourself a Tombstone with cannibals. DOESN'T THAT SOUND AWSOME?!! 2 hours and 10 minutes well spent. Then came the ending. WTF??? "Was that a gunshot?" "Yes it was" THE END 
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Looks like I'll be looking into Bone Tomahawk
 For now though: Exeter Had Foscoe from Person of Interest in it before his brains got blown out. (that's not much of a spoiler btw) This was actually an enjoyable movie though. Intense, good effects, interesting back story. Quote:
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10-23-2015, 02:59 PM
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They Found Hell 2015
SyFy channel movie. A bunch of students dressed like the cast of 90210 open up a portal to hell. At least I assume so, I couldn't take more than 30 minutes. Acting, bad. Story, bad. Sets bad. This film steals scenes and themes from various movies, altering them a little so as, I assume, not to be too close to the original. Silent Hill, The Shining, Evil Dead, etc. Its not a homage, its using them to write a story instead of something original. 2/10
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10-23-2015, 03:43 PM
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"Was that a huge spoiler?" "Yes, it was!"
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10-23-2015, 03:56 PM
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10-23-2015, 04:39 PM
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Yep! Fantastic film. Dialog, actors, classy as fuck. : )
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10-23-2015, 04:43 PM
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nevermind..
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10-23-2015, 05:34 PM
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How's that not a major spoiler?!
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10-23-2015, 05:57 PM
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10-23-2015, 09:04 PM
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Trick 'r Treat. I expected very little and it delivered huge
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