The Christmas Thread

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Twin Peaks themed Christmas -


PETE
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


BOBBY
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


BOB
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


COOPER
Diane, on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


LUCY
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


PETE
On the sixth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


BOBBY
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuutts.

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


COOPER
Diane, on the eighth day of Christmas I had a strange dream: eight dancing midgets.

BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five ... oh ... Five jelly donnuuuutts. Sorry, oops.

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


BOB
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine owls lurking.

COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.

BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five jelly donuts!

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


BOBBY
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten drooling Leo's.

BOB
Nine owls lurking.

COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.

BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five ... jelly ... donuts!

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


LUCY
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven cherry pies.

BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo's.

BOB
Nine owls lurking.

COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.

BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five jelllyyy donnuuuttts.

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


PETE
On the twelveth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me: twelve cups of coffee!

LUCY
Eleven cherry pies.

BOBBY
Ten drooling Leo's.

BOB
Nine owls lurking.

COOPER
Eight dancing midgets.

BOBBY
Seven one-armed men.

PETE
Six fish in a percolator.

LUCY
Five thousaannnddd donnuuuttts. What!?

COOPER
Four talking logs.

BOB
Three possessed souls.

BOBBY
Two secret diaries.

PETE
And a body ... dead ... wraaapped in plaaaastiic.


JOHNNY HORNE
Amen ... Amen.


Listen to it here - http://www.glastonberrygrove.net/sounds/tp12days.mp3

(By Twin Peaks cast members,

Parody of The Twelve Days Of Christmas,

It was a Los Angeles rock radio station, KROQ, that first aired this Twin Peaks version of the "12 Days of Christmas". The same station put out a Christmas album and this song was included. The album was only available for sale in the Los Angeles area.)

[ferretchucker]

Another satirical look at the 12 days of Christmas

[crabapple]

Rat rat rat, the rat-rat song. Happy Ratty Christmas! Hello, ratty!