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I was Bigfoots love slave.
And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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HaHaha...Made me laugh :)
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I would like to put all Politicians in Prison, and overthrow The United States Government.....
Deep? Yes Dark? Yes A secret? FUCK NO!!!! :) Last edited by illdojo; 09-11-2007 at 05:12 PM. |
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When I'm stressed, I smell of onions.
No, really.
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#45
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Ilike to rub velveta cheese allover my body
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I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.
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Quote:
I knew that.;)
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you know . . .. gambling is a sin
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#49
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That two-timing Bastard...he better not be calling ME up at 3 in the morning no more!
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I had a threesome with a giant footed hairy dude and some red guy who looked like an ape.
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