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Old 09-11-2007, 12:07 PM
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I was Bigfoots love slave.

And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:26 PM
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And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:
HaHaha...Made me laugh :)
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:36 PM
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I would like to put all Politicians in Prison, and overthrow The United States Government.....
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:52 PM
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:35 PM
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:37 PM
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I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.
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Old 09-11-2007, 09:45 PM
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I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.

I knew that.;)
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Old 09-12-2007, 02:56 AM
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I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.
you know . . .. gambling is a sin
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:20 AM
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I was Bigfoots love slave.

And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:
That two-timing Bastard...he better not be calling ME up at 3 in the morning no more!
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:22 AM
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