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Old 04-03-2005, 04:01 PM
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"do unto to others as they do unto you":)
Or....How about...

Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you





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Old 04-03-2005, 04:03 PM
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"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"






you!!!!!
Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:
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Old 04-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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Re: Re: female comedians
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Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks
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Old 04-03-2005, 04:41 PM
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Re: Re: Re: female comedians
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fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks
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Old 04-04-2005, 03:17 PM
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Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)
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Old 04-04-2005, 03:26 PM
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Re: Re: Re: female comedians
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fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks
i may suck

but you blow!!!!
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Old 04-04-2005, 05:31 PM
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i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)
LMFAO
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Old 04-04-2005, 05:58 PM
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Old 04-04-2005, 07:43 PM
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i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)
I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)
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Old 04-04-2005, 09:03 PM
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I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)
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