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Old 08-04-2005, 05:28 PM
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oh gosh... where to start ? obvious casting errors ( jolie as farrell's mom... now there's an idea ), the horrible accents ( some sound irish, others scottish, jolie sounded like a transylvanian whore ), the jumping back in forth in the timeline which made it somewhat hard to follow, the clichéd peptalks to the troops before a battle... but you really should see it, just so i can get your opinion :)

i love angelina, but not even her nekkid could've saved this one for me :p

did enjoy her in mr. and mrs. smith though. don't know why it got trashed so much. i found it fun.
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Old 08-04-2005, 05:31 PM
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oh gosh... where to start ? obvious casting errors ( jolie as farrell's mom... now there's an idea ), the horrible accents ( some sound irish, others scottish, jolie sounded like a transylvanian whore ), the jumping back in forth in the timeline which made it somewhat hard to follow, the clichéd peptalks to the troops before a battle... but you really should see it, just so i can get your opinion :)

i love angelina, but not even her nekkid could've saved this one for me :p

did enjoy her in mr. and mrs. smith though. don't know why it got trashed so much. i found it fun.
Wow, sounds pretty damn bad...yet something inside me just can't resist wanting to rent it...maybe while I'm at the video store, I'll pick up "HOUSE OF THE DEAD" too! AHAHAHAH ;):p I'll definately get back to you and give ya my thoughts.
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Old 08-04-2005, 05:36 PM
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there we go. you haven't seen alexander because of all the bad hype, and i haven't seen house of the dead for the same reason. now it's official... i must see it.

fun night in view ;)
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Old 08-04-2005, 05:38 PM
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there we go. you haven't seen alexander because of all the bad hype, and i haven't seen house of the dead for the same reason. now it's official... i must see it.

fun night in view ;)
LOL. To be honest, *I* haven't seen House of the Dead either! ;) So I think I really might pick it up while I'm there. Why we're torturing ourselves like this, I'll never know:p ;)
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:28 PM
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OMG...I would have SOOO much rather sat through Fantastic Four than Stealth...Stealth had about 3 or 4 good moments (very short-lived) But the rest was complete dreck....Of course, I'm not really big on action movies anyway, so my opinion may be tainted...BUT...Dustin fell asleep in the middle of the movie...so....
The action in FF was horrible. The ending action sequence sucked! There were only a couple of good things in this flick. The thing, Human Torch, and Jessica Alba *drools* in her bra & panties and in a towel, WET!!! :D Man was I happy to see that!!! :D

Was probably better than Stealth (I hope it was.)
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Old 08-04-2005, 06:33 PM
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Was probably better than Stealth (I hope it was.)
Wait till you see it...I don't think it could be worse...
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Wait till you see it...I don't think it could be worse...
That's if I see it! LOL :p
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Old 08-04-2005, 10:38 PM
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Bulletproof....One of the VERY few action movies that I actually love
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:37 PM
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Bulletproof....One of the VERY few action movies that I actually love
Doesn't that star Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans?
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:43 PM
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Doesn't that star Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans?
That's the one...I absolutely LOVE it:cool:
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