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Well, this was an incident of acting before thinking. I was breaking some branches off a tree. I don't no how this tree's name is spelled because it is not in the dictionary but they grow everywhere. This kind of tree is very flexible. I was bending one of the tree's branches forward and then it broke and snapped back at my face, and knocked me of my feet. I got up and started rubbing my bottom lip because it hurt like hell then I felt something warm and wet. It was my blood. Apparently the tree branch had impaled my lip when it snapped back at my face. You wont believe how much blood can flow from a lip.
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![]() ![]() It's been kind of horrible reading all this stuff that has happened to you guys. I like you all, so I don't like the thought of you goofs in harmful or scary spots. Last edited by Repo'd; 03-17-2016 at 02:45 PM. |
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You and your damn puns!
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I am a terrible comedian. BLEAH!
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Today I was driving down the road and my tire blew out. I opened the trunk. No spare. It really wasn't as scary as it was extremely inconvenient. What WAS scary is how badly I got sunburned standing on the side of the road for two and a half hours waiting for a tow truck. Now I hate the world.
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Stayed at this very nice hotel in NYC a few months after 9/11, the Millennium Hilton. It directly overlooks and was damaged during the terrorist attacks.
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