Stupid questions

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

So...nice weather we're having, huh?

*punch*




:mad:





Damn, i hit a kid!:eek:

[neverending]

Can I ask a stupid question?

[ferretchucker]

Originally Posted by Vodstok

*punch*




:mad:





Damn, i hit a kid!:eek:

***Whimpers***


Wh...wh...wh...WHY?!


(That was another question by the way, although Why is a pretty useful one, and one that has motivated scientists and theorists throughout the ages.)

[Vodstok]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

(That was another question by the way, although Why is a pretty useful one, and one that has motivated scientists and theorists throughout the ages.)

In the hands of an annoying toddler though, this is the grandaddy of stupid questions, because they say it (often times) to BE annoying, not caring at all abiout the response and asking it about things that have no why explanation.

"I'm turning off the tv."
"Why?"
"Because it's dinner time"
"Why?"
"Because its time to eat, the food's ready"
"Why?"
"quit asking that"
"Why?"
"Because you are just being an obnoxious shit and dont care about the answer"
"Why?"
"Shut up or i'll tear your doll's head off"
.............................
"Why?"




My kid never did this until my wife started nannying the kid in my "stupid, stupid people" thread a while back.

[bloody_ribcut]

im struggling, dragging a refridgerator to the third floor of an apartment complex by myself......

guy drinking beer: " do you need help"?

[hacelikewhoa]

Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar

When someone falls and busts their ass. After people laugh a bit, they walk over to you and ask: Are you Ok?

Yep. Just spectacular. :cool:

ahhh I've always hated that esp. when I was a kid I would always freak out like wtf DON'T ASK ME IF I'M OKAY if I just busted my head open you know?

[newb]

Originally Posted by neverending

Can I ask a stupid question?

in the "general forum".....only intelligent questions answered here :D

[bwind22]

Originally Posted by newb

"Don't you trip over that when you walk?"

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Niiiiiice. :D

[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by ferretchucker

When you're listening to your MP4 player, walking along, and someone says "Hey, is that yours?"

Sometimes people let their friends borrow each other's music devices though. But a follow up to this is if they have the special headphones that have volume control built in (in addition to the volume on the music player) and you tell them--

"Hey, would you mind turning it down a bit?" and they reply:
"Huh? What? You can hear it? I'm too loud?"

NO FUCKING SHIT. YES DAMMIT, IF I"M TELLING YOU TO TURN IT DOWN THAT MEANS I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT YOU MORON !! :mad:

[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by hacelikewhoa

ahhh I've always hated that esp. when I was a kid I would always freak out like wtf DON'T ASK ME IF I'M OKAY if I just busted my head open you know?

Yeah it happened to me last night. I didn't bust my head--just my ass--but the same result: "Are you ok?" WTF? :mad: