Kill Your Fellow Member

[Freak]

first I would tie you to a chair and throw darts and you then I would cover you in honey and tie you to a tree in the woods and let the bugs and animals eat you alive.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by DraculaInDallas

MD, I'd eat your "cake" until one of us died!!!!!!!!! :p

I've always imagined making out with Murderdoll would end up something like this...

[monalisa]

Originally Posted by Despare

I've always imagined making out with Murderdoll would end up something like this...

That's how I always imagined it too. Oh wait, ummmm...
(JUST KIDDING MD!)

I would use a warm fuzzy pillow, with a stun gun hidden in the middle. Crappy flop you to death.

[ferretchucker]

I wouldn't beat around the bush. I'd go to your house with a shotgun and blow your brains out.

:)

[monster123]

Id smash your face in with a sledge hammer and feed your brain to my dog :)

[Dante'sInferno]

Axe to the face.





Sorry.I feel bad now.

[Festered]

Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.






*
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.



Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

But you can win her yet.

Shipoopi!


You can win her yet!

Shipoopi!

[monster123]

Originally Posted by Festered

Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.






*
Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.

Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,

Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,

Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.



Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,

But you can win her yet.

Shipoopi!


You can win her yet!

Shipoopi!

I would cut your head off with a pair of scissors

ps love the song :)

[hammerfan]

Poison - a little bit of Arsenic and Old Lace! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

Nail Gun to the eyes.