HDC The Movie III : The one with a new director

[ferretchucker]

Originally Posted by massacre man

I didn't say "fuck" once in that. And I never met Posher in the script. ;)

Ah, but you had seen photos of him and heard of him...biatch.

[ferretchucker]

Part 3b.

) The piece of broken vase slips out of his hand as posher struggles even more.

Massacre Man: Fuck Punches Off! Punches

He once again move his hand around, this time clasping a bigger piece of the vase. He brings it quickly up into poshers throat. Poshers body writhes for a while, then goes still.

Massacre Man: __V__, where are you?!

He looks around, then hears some muffled fighting in the bedroom. He kicks open the door to see __V__ hitting the deadite over the head with an alarm clock until it stops moving.

__V__: Well, we'd better get out of here. I feel I've played the hero too much. How about Istanbul?

Massacre Man: You can go where ever you like, the fuckers will follow you. Any minute now Zero will have picked up your scent.

__V__: So what happened again-

The motionless deadite srings up from the ground, and in a flash, both he and __V__ have smashed through the 31st floor window. Massacre Man runs to the now smashed window just in time to see __V__ fall through the roof of a mini-van. A swarm of the Deadites push past each other to get into the now, corpse carrying Van.

Massacre Man: What? That can't happen! THAT CANT HAPPEN!

Massacre Man is silenced when two, red furry hands grab him by the neck and pull him out of the window. Zero is holding him above the drop him his hair, whilst he hangs from a little flower pot ledge.

Zero: You gots some 'splainin' to dooo!

Massacre Man: Just try it! Try it! Go on! You know i'll get you in the end. And your mum!

Zero smiles maliciously as he pulls the protagonist up higher. He sinks his teeth into Massacre's neck. Grey blood oozes out. MM screams in pain but still refuses to beg. Zero throws his body onto a nearby roof, then climbs into the apartment.

Zero: Let the games begin...

[Thomasgeorge]

can i plz plz plz

[ferretchucker]

I'll post the next bit tonight. (My tonight, GMT) I think I shall bring in another old star. And maybe some new ones.

[ferretchucker]

here we go!

Cut to a lon white hallway. Camera zooms down to a door at the end with the face of horrorobsessed pressed to a grill.

Horrorobsessed: LET ME OUT! I'M SANE! THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING BACK!

A Man in a white coat runs to the door.

Doctor Thomasgeorge: Look, your medication is on it's way. We're short staffed, we went through this and if you'll justcalm down-

Horrorobsessed: You just don't fucking get it do you. Listen to me or you'll need the bloody medication. THEY ARE BACK!

She Spits in his face.

TG: Here. Look at this little guy. We found him in Doctor Macabre's room. Little guy came in through a window.

He hands her a photo of a red monkey sitting on a swive chair.

horrorobsessed: LET ME OUT NOW! LET ME OUT! HE'S BACK! HE WANTS TO GET ME! LET ME OUT YOU STUPID BASATRD.

TG smiles patronisingly but before he can do anything else Zero has run up behind him, grabbed his head and is smashing it against the door.

Horrorobsessed: Fu-fu-fu-

Zero: Funny?

He smiles sadistically and bites TG's neck. Blood pours from it. Within a few seconds, he is up again and unlocking the door.

Horrorobsessed: NO! HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP!

Zero pushes the door open and begins walking towards her, slowly.

Horrorobsessed: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE NOT REAL! I WAS WRONG! THIS IS A DREAM!

As Zero is within inches, the deadite TG pushes him out of the way angrily and tries to get a bite himself. While Zero is dstracted, Horrorobsessed runs out of the room and into the hallway. Zero lays into the Deadite TG then follows Horrorobsessed.

Horrorobsessed: HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Presumably nobody takes her seriously because they just laugh. She can't see any doctors and runs up to the roof. Zero follows.

Zero opens the roof door but cannot see anybody. Suddenly, he finds a rope around his leg and is lifted by a crane above the 8 floor drop.

Horrorobsessed: ZERO!

Zero puts his hands up to his face and doesn't speak.

Horrorobsessed: I just have to be sure...

She walks towards him and reaches for his face. Just as she realizes what she's doing, zero has grabbed her and tere is a strggle. She pushes him off the ledge but he grabs her and pulls her done too. Next thing she knows, she has a knife in her back and Zero is holding the ledge. She kisses his lips. He puts out his tounge and she pulls away, gagging.

Horrorobsessed: See you in hell.

[I]He lets her drop. She falls into the trees and Zero pulls himself back up. At the bottom, her body twtches, then gets up.[/.I]

Horrorobsessed: Fuck me that hurt!

She gets up and limps away.

Next part up tommorow.

[horrorobsessed]

hmmm...........

i think i've seen this movie before.











please tell me Busta Rhymes isn't in this one.

[massacre man]

This seems very Epic Movie-ish... :(

[Dante'sInferno]

Um......weak.

[ferretchucker]

i had no ideas and that was on tele. oh well.

next segment up now.

On top of the roof, massacre man regains wakes up.

Massacre Man: Fuck this. I'm goin' to my cabin. Maybe finish Harry potter. I can't wait for hermiones topless scene!

He gets up, holding his side, then limps away.

Meanwhile, in the woods, horrorobsessed is running away as fast as she can.

Horrorobsessed: Why...does...this...shit..always...happen...to me?!

Some rustling can be heard in the distance. She stops still for a second. Suddenly, out of a bush, ferretchucker appears, grabbing her leg.

Horrorobsessed: Get the fuck off me!

She kicks him in the face. He stops moving, Then she notices the machette in his hands.

Horrorobsessed: Finally! These fucking deadites wont know what hit 'em!

She tries to take the macheete, but ferretchucker's hands have a tight grip so instead, she picks up him. She walks on into the trees.

horrorobsessed: I think this is where massacre man one tried to seduce - I'm talking to myself. Oh crap, i feel like I'm commentating for some viewer/listener/reader.

She arrives at a small wooden hut. There's a murky swamp next to it that could easily have an alligator in it. There appears to be a candle on in one of the rooms. She knocks on the door.

Horrorobsessed: Hello!

No Answer.

Horrorobsessed: Massacre Man! It's me, Horrorobsessed! Let me in!

The door earily swings open.

Horrorobsessed: Thanks...

She steps inside, dragging ferretchuckers body. He hits his head on every step up to the inside. She drops the body and decides now is a good time. She walks into the kitchen, gets a knife and uses it to hack off his hand. after she is finished and he is moaning slightly, she takes the machette and decides to go to the room with a candle.

Horrorobsessed: Hello? Who's there? Jesus? Is that you.

She's a figure in a cloak with the hood down. She recognises the face as that of vampiricclown. he appears to still be breathing...slowly. She then looks across at the armchair and sitting in it is no other than...MOTHMAN!

Horrorobsessed: YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIT THE CANDLE!

Mothman: And...

Horrorobsessed: And broke into the cabin?

Mothman: And...

Horrorobsessed: Realeased the deadites!

Mothman: BINGO! Yes, I did it.

Horrorobsessed: To get revenge on __V__ for taking your spot on television! For massacre man stealing your girlfriend and for me...for me sleeping with your father and breaking up your family.

Mothman: Wrong! I did it for fun! Ever had really long nights? ever got bored of monopoly and cluedo? Ever found some book with things to raise the dead? Ever wanted a zombie wife who never complains no matter what you do to her?

At that precise moment, massacre man bursts in through the door, holding a newly bought copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows whilst unzipping his trousers.

Massacre Man: What the fuck are you to doing here?

Mothman: Just in time! SICK 'EM BOYS!

Outside, some movement and rustling can be heard drawing closer. Grunting and shouting. Then, all of a sudden, the cabin is surrounded by Deadites, and the two only characters who have played a main part in this and the last one and survived until this moment are surrounded. Just then, the ceiling breaks and the noise of a helicopter can be heard. Somebody in black clothing lowers themselves into the cabin. They take off their mask.

Horrorobsessed: BLOODRAYNE!

To be continued...

[illdojo]

Originally Posted by Dante'sInferno

Um......weak.

Ditto.....