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he'd never break the skin, his teeth are just a ridge of fabric. but he is made of cloth, so it would take long for him to be infested be Paris Hilton brand King Crabs
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loud obnoxious ppl [especially when they are drunk]
self proclaimed bitches [they act tuff in a crowd..but get them alone and they are totally wuss] the smell of curry and asian spices cabbage juice burnt on an element ppl who talk through movies ppl who walk past the screens while ure watching movies ppl who tell u what happen in the movies and nags..!!i hate hearing woman that nag thier men. oh and spoilt..loud..tantrum kids oh and parents who let them be spoilt ..loud and tantrumy
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barks from little dogs
when people ask you if you're mad when you aren't, but they just keep asking and asking until you are mad. when my dog pisses in my room when you loan out a book/movie and you get it back in worst condition then when you loaned it out...or you just don't get it back at all. when a book just STOPS how some drivers don't get the fact that pedestrians have the right-away those people who just have that grating voice that just tweeks your nerves pouring cereal only to find there's no milk how it seems manufacturers don't want you to be able to actually OPEN their products (cds, dvds, scissors) how you have to be 18 to buy rubber cement (type of glue), seriously, i got carded for it once so of course i couldn't buy it:mad: whiny and hyperactive kids my mother when she's high commercials ticks, misquitoes, chiggers, flys, cock roaches how it costs a fucking arm and a leg to buy a fucking TOMATOE when people take stuff out of your room without asking, then not putting that thing they took back dead batteries
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Unsettled I cannot prepare for that which I cannot foresee; therefore, forgive me should I appear constantly unsettled by your behavior. The only patterns I base my life on are yours, and the routine which I derive from your behavior is only as solid as your adherence to your own behavioral patterns. If I cannot understand you, how can I live for you? What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas? *Cancer* Cure for overpopulation = Bubonic Plague |
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I'm going to make mine more descriptive now.Okay!
Children...that whine....cry...or act like brats People that call me insane.Or....slightly retarded. Dogs,more like rats that never shut the hell up. Cats that never shut the hell up. People that use:OMG! Or...LIKE TOTALLY!In every sentence they use. Car alarms. The Teletubies should fucking die.The show too! Paris hilton Britney Spears Lindsay Lohan The ice cream truck siren thingy....MOST ANNOYING MUSIC......EVER! People that think,The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre was original. People who don't turn off their cell phones at the movies. Girls that roll down the window when their driving and yell at you,NICE ASS! Um....and......PARIS HILTON FANS!
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I just thought of another, I hate it when people leave there toast crumbs in the butter !
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Guess you're not big on coffee in the sugar either?
The little inferiority complex posterboy dogs annoy the shit outta me too, can't say that every time I hear it, something in me doesn't want to just boot them... Kids, for sure...but I largely blame parenting. For as many bratty, shitty little kids (largely IMO due to doting and spoiling and weak "doormat" parenting) I've seen, I've also met some quiet, reserved and well behaved kids that are emotionally stable enough not to fall to peices like a fucking embarrassment every time they don't get what they want. I don't like it when other people snore. I snore, but whatever, it still annoys me. Sometimes when my girl snores and I'm not yet asleep, I lay there, thinking "bitch, how the fuck do you not wake YOURSELF up?!?!?", sometimes I pinch her 'til the turns over. I don't like fruit juice "drinks"...Irresponsible marketing of an inferior, unhealthy product. One thing that REALLY gets me...is if you go out and order food from someplace, and ask for chilli, or hot chilli sauce/hot sauce, whatever, and upon discovering that there's none there, the person serving you decides the best call is to put sweet chilli sauce on your order. It's. Not. The. Same. Thing. Not to mention, when they do this, is it ever a nice spicy thai style sweet chilli sauce? Nope. It's that shitty stuff that's about 5% chilli, 95% honey. Yeck. I hate it when people won't try something, be it food, movie, activity, on account of non-fear related preconceived notions...
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Today:( work :( was very Annoying.
I can't wait to sign a record deal. :D |
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Nah, I don't mind coffee in the sugar. I am the only one who uses sugar in my coffee at home, if it was somewhere else it would probably bother me. I too can't stand it when someone won't try something, especially food. What's the worst that could happen??? Just spit it out if you don't like it. |
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my fucking computer cause right now it's not wanting to pull AIM up.:mad:
and my dumbass dogs cause they're fighting over a fucking PLASTIC bag. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE INSANITY!:eek:
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Unsettled I cannot prepare for that which I cannot foresee; therefore, forgive me should I appear constantly unsettled by your behavior. The only patterns I base my life on are yours, and the routine which I derive from your behavior is only as solid as your adherence to your own behavioral patterns. If I cannot understand you, how can I live for you? What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas? *Cancer* Cure for overpopulation = Bubonic Plague |
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Sickness...
The horrible emotion of being lied to and betrayed by the one person I trusted and loved. It's annoying and should go away forever. And my little brother. :p And the fact that I always laugh through the pain.
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