Think of all the good that could come of...

[crabapple]

Haven't you guys learnt anything from watching those George Romero movies? Those people are having an awful time. Always wondering when a zombie was going to try to chomp you. Holy jeepers! Zombies would suck! A lot! You would be running out of stuff to use on them real quick. Unless maybe you made good use of a cricket bat or something, and just went around swinging it at these things.

[Master]

omcdave might be able to get laid.

[Despare]

Originally Posted by Master

omcdave might be able to get laid.

Depends on how drunk you are eh?

[Haunted]

Originally Posted by L'Merchant

Your life would be the horror movie. thats the ultimate. why do we watch horror movies? to be scared? to see violent and gorey images that we would otherwise not, in the safety of our own homes? imagine the whole world as the stage and a never ending horror movie with you as the star. it would be sweet and unimaginably horrible at the same time. has anyone read cell by stephen king?

Diagnosis: Antisocial Personality Disorder- Psychopathic/Sociopathic behaviour-

The disorder: Cannot distinguish between fantasy and reality- Tends to see self above humanity or considers humanity as unreal, inferior to self, or as objects- no care for anything but its self- Direct link to APD and serial killers

Treatment: None in anyone above puberty

Solution: Total isolation from society or putting affected out of its and our misery.

Buddy, you're fitting the profile, here. Hope you're just bullshitting or else we're going to have to hunt you down and for the betterment of our survival send you back to the Gods in hopes that you'll be born into a better life.

As for a "zombie holocaust," I'm kinda with Urge on this. For me, I see you guys saying "Whoa cool," because you really don't understand the part about having to pop a cap in the head of your wife, husband, best friend, your child because they were bitten by your best friend, husband, wife, girlfriend." What if you get bitten, and you've gotta go up to your compadres and tell them, because the reason you got bitten is that you ran out of ammo. This would suck royaly. And besides how are we going to gang up? We don't all live in North America. It wouldn't be a party without Zwoti and Shanks, and what what about Cheeba, and Disease?