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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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Awesome....Be sure to infect others with this information :)
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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Definately. Just like my cure for hangovers.
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Some additions:
Dont EVER give aspirin to kids under 10, and i think 15 just to be safe. Aspirin contains salicylate which causes liver and brain problems in kids that could kill them. Funny you mentioned Livers. I have been having a lot of epiphanies lately, and have been making a lot of change sin my life. one of them is a build up of many things over the years. This past weekend i got a little (12 oz, i think) bottle of jack daniels. Now, for a casual drinker, it was plenty for a glass or tywo a night for a week. I polished it off in under 24 hours, with 2 foster's cans, a bottle of wine and a 20oz Newcastle. I got a little drunk. And at 30, that scared the hell out o fme. i dont think i should be able to put away that much liquor that easily, on top of the fact that i ALWAYS have some sort of alchohol in the house. Now, i dont have any of the typical symptoms associated with alchoholism. I dont get stinking drunk, ever really, but especially not with any regularity. i dont try to hide drinking, i dont "drink" alone (I will have a beer, but i dont get plowed), i dont get violent, angry, etc. But the sheer volume i pass in a given month, not to mention the fact that if i go a day or two without beer, i get cravings, has been freaking me out. I dont think i have a problem, but then again, i dont want to develope one either. SO, i have decided not to have a drink fro 28 days, starting today to see how it goes. that doesnt mean i am going to rush right out on day 28 and get drunk, but but I think i need some time off. I did it somewhat unvoluntarily a couple of years ago because i had surgery, but that was more or less forced on me, so i went right back as soon as i could. This is more like when i quit smoking. ijust decided not to do it any more, so id didnt. Wish me luck. i may get verry cranky soon.
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Reye's Syndrome is also an issue Remember when WE were little...and we ALL ate orange aspirin?:eek: ...I would sneak them and eat them whenever I got the chance...Hmm...Brain damage?...lol We didn't have child-proof caps then either... God...When I think of all the Flinstones vitamins I ate...No WONDER I'm so healthy and well-preserved, with SO much energy...lol How did we ever keep from killing ourselves when we were little?
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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You just proved that you're addicted to caffeine, like smokers are addicted to nicotine.
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It's terrible how we get hung up on these things
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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These days, no guns, no medicine, everything is 2 foot and plastic. But now, they are all being watched by pedophiles and child murderers, or have to worry that they are going ot be shot to death by the kid who the teacher called slow the other day.
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... ![]() If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
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