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Old 01-16-2007, 07:40 PM
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:26 PM
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Predator:

"youre bleeding!"

"I aint got time to bleed"

the phrase just oozes badassness.
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:29 AM
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Predator:

"youre bleeding!"

"I aint got time to bleed"

the phrase just oozes badassness.
I always thought Jesse Ventura was a dork for that line...

I anint got time to bleed...
But you ARE bleeding. Does that make you a multitasker?


One of my favorites has always been from Die Hard

Hans tries shooting McClain after being given a gun
*Click*
Oops, no bullets. What, did you think I was fucking stupid?
*elevator Dings*
Hans (Smugly): You were saying?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:06 AM
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I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
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Old 01-17-2007, 10:53 AM
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I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
i always bring this one up:
Avi: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger?"
Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.


that whole movie was written for one-liners.

What's That?
A knife...
What are you gonna do with that? Butter his bread?
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:50 AM
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A personal favorite

Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:55 AM
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this little gem from Natural Born Killers makes me giggle

Scagnetti: I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
Warden: That's funny, you don't have the accent.
Scagnetti: I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
Warden: My mother was from Texas!
Scagnetti: I meant those other assholes.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:04 PM
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you get a letter? i got run over helen gets her hair chopped off, julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? oh thats balanced
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:11 PM
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Saving Silverman:

Hey, you're a psychologist? We're in kind of the same field.
What do you do?
Animal control...
How is that in any way related to psychology?
Well..... We both help people in their time of need....


Steve Zahn and Jack Black turned stupid into brilliance in that movie...
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:05 PM
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Oh you know the usual, What's new, how ya been, how ya wanna die

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