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Predator:
"youre bleeding!" "I aint got time to bleed" the phrase just oozes badassness.
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I anint got time to bleed... But you ARE bleeding. Does that make you a multitasker? One of my favorites has always been from Die Hard Hans tries shooting McClain after being given a gun *Click* Oops, no bullets. What, did you think I was fucking stupid? *elevator Dings* Hans (Smugly): You were saying?
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I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
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01-17-2007, 10:53 AM
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Avi: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger?" Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi. that whole movie was written for one-liners. What's That? A knife... What are you gonna do with that? Butter his bread?
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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A personal favorite
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right. David Van Patten: And what did the other part think? Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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01-17-2007, 11:55 AM
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this little gem from Natural Born Killers makes me giggle
Scagnetti: I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas. Warden: That's funny, you don't have the accent. Scagnetti: I don't wanna talk like those assholes. Warden: My mother was from Texas! Scagnetti: I meant those other assholes.
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies." Earl of Chesterfield "A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well." Francis Bacon
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01-17-2007, 12:11 PM
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Saving Silverman:
Hey, you're a psychologist? We're in kind of the same field. What do you do? Animal control... How is that in any way related to psychology? Well..... We both help people in their time of need.... Steve Zahn and Jack Black turned stupid into brilliance in that movie...
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