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Old 12-15-2006, 02:16 PM
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what is that thing ?
A livestock castrator.
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:00 PM
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I would love give each of you one of these:



It's a red helleborine, an orchid, part of the paphiopedilum sanderianum orchids which are some of the rarest in the world.

Some of you, might even receive a bouquet.

Orchids are symbols of rare beauty and in Chinese lore they are symbols of posterity.
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:03 PM
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thats cool man ill take it i have a bull that needs a snip :D
Hey man, no need to bring your wife into this. That's not cool.
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:11 PM
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See? Haunted's too sweet for most of us assfucks around here. I was going to give you a rare butterfly, but I didn;t know if it was appropriate.

Have a nice big red sapphire instead.

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Old 12-15-2006, 03:26 PM
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Thank you Flayed:) I'll put it in a set and wear it always.;)
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Old 12-16-2006, 11:02 AM
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Dave, I'm going to give you something... the best gift ever. Many people will envy you. However it will serve a great purpose.

I'm going to give you your very own dominatrix. This way you'll have something to occupy you most of the time and tie you up for the rest of the time.

Now... doesn't that sound nice?:)
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Old 12-16-2006, 11:46 AM
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And not only that, but get this...






wait for it..............











...the dominatrix is dressed as the Pink Panther cartoon character!
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Old 12-16-2006, 12:41 PM
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Damn Dave, a wife AND a dominatrix.

Lucky bastard.
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Old 12-16-2006, 04:18 PM
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Yo, VC, when do you turn 18?
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Old 12-17-2006, 08:40 AM
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For everybody in here i give you all
xmas cards made from the special students at the
special school workshop..cos i support special projects and
besides...EM A CHEAP BASTARD' :o
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