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it is a bitch trying to sleep with a godamn baby monitor on...
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Don't forget our monopoly date this weekend:cool:
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I maybe only drink 2 or 3 times a year.(2-3 pints) Can't understand why anybody could become an alcoholic*, I would get bored with it all. *My brother had a few problems with the booze, that's probably why.
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Fish dont drink... they just breathe... Not to nitpick.... :D
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Yeah, that sounds like me alright. I breathe alcohol. :D BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!!!!!!
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But of course, Flayed mate. We should make it into a booze game. That would make it alot of fun, i think. Like, if you land on someone elses street you have to take a zip. And if you land on someones street with a house on it you have to empty whatever it is you´re drinking of. Any other/better ideas?
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Oh and the secret to drinking as much as you want and not gaining weight is to always drink so much that you throw up, you'll actually lose weight! Ever notice how good you look in the morning after throwing up all night? :p I would say drink slower so that you maybe have one less drink that you usually would.
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