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Or he would tell them "He's meeting me here" and they would wait and wait, then they'd just feel sorry for him, and they would leave...After they were gone Snuffy would show up and say that he was sorry he was late, he either got lost or had something to do or something... OH...And when they asked Big Bird to describe him...lol...They just looked at him like he was psychotic or something... That shit WAS funny:D
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Or one flew over the big bird's nest.
I love that movie, i think that is Danny Devito's best role ever. Big Bird: Snuffy.. What the hell man?! everyone thinks Im nuts. Snuffy: Listen to me, you yellow queer... Stop telling people about me. Do you want me to start the Dead Time again? Do you remember what you did to those women? Big bird: *starts sobbing* Snuffy: Thats right... No talking means no cleansing. now... on your knees, little one... See? this is why i write good horror. I have "issues"
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:D Glad to be of service :D
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he's looking a little cracked-out in this pic.
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haha. look what i found.
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Some people go on about children's programmes being full of allusions to sex and drugs, but these are mostly students who go though that 'it's hip to bang on about the old shows, but only in a hip and ironic way, man' phase.
There are '100 Greatest (films, comedy, kids TV, whatever) Ever' shows on British television quite regularly (insufferably repeated to death), and these often feature chirpy young Z-list celebrity things being all clever in their soundbites about the kids stuff they - allegedly - used to watch as a child. I say some of their lines are scripted in keeping with the tone of the programme, but in any event it seems trendy to look back at things we used to watch and replace the genuine awe and wonder we felt in the learning process with the same kind of knowing cleverness that festers in the likes of the Scream films. It makes you wonder if we have gone forwards or backwards in becoming all cynically self-aware, and seeming almost embarrassed about admitting that such simple stories and concepts once terrified and intrigued our innocent minds.
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Sounds like you are describing the VH1 "I Love the" (insert decade) series. They were pretty funny 3 years ago. Now... Douchebags liek Michael ian Black seem to tthink that if they say something arbitrary and ridiculous, or obvious, but say it with a straight face, thar they are terribly clever and that people should be rolling on the floor, like they are a new gen Monty Python.
The problem is, Monty Python were funny. There was an actual intellect behind what they said and did. That being said, we are just being assholes :D it's funny injecting sick allusions into the innocent leftovers from our childhood.
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