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Old 07-16-2005, 02:44 PM
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LOL...You KNOW I've got a houseful of people for the next couple of weeks......I'm only able to jump in here right now (and this morning while they were all sleeping) for a minute cuz they all went to the park...I stayed here to cook....Hmm...I wonder how long it'll take to make 24 pizza hoagies from scratch...I'm putting steak patties, pizza sauce, onions, green olives, black olives, mushrooms and tons of mozzarella cheese on ALL of them...I also bake the buns and put garlic butter on them while they're still hot...


Damn...I just made myself really hungry...lol

Yup...I guess I'd just RATHER eat stuff like this, than people :)
damn......now im fricken hungry
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Old 07-16-2005, 02:49 PM
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Oops...Sorry Guys...



...I gotta go cook now...I'll try to jump back in later tonight:)
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...I gotta go cook now...I'll try to jump back in later tonight:)
Yeah, and I need to buy a plane ticket so I can show up to BR's house for dinner tonight ;)
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Yeah, and I need to buy a plane ticket so I can show up to BR's house for dinner tonight ;)
careful she's not fattening you up for something



afterall, this IS a thread about cannibalism
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Even if there's baby on the menu?:eek:
Oh hell no ;)
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careful she's not fattening you up for something



afterall, this IS a thread about cannibalism
LMAO! :p
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edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?
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Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
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Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.
baby, you can eat me any day!

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We taste like chicken, everything taste like chicken.
Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh
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