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Old 01-17-2005, 02:31 PM
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okey what about this

During:you suck my bro was better

After:that was the best you've done in 5 yrs.:rolleyes:
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:36 PM
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"You've got a bucket cunt"
Like a welly top, or a wizard's sleeve.
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:37 PM
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Or a clown's pocket, come to think of it
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:37 PM
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never mind then
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:39 PM
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That's just friendly pillow-talk where I come from, baby!
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:42 PM
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Anybody ever heard of a rodeo fucking?












































































































It's when you are fucking a chick from behind, grab her by the hair, lean close to her ear and whisper " you are the ugliest bitch I have ever fucked" and then try and hold on for the ride...
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:44 PM
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Tantamount to rape - cool.
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:49 PM
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nope i've never heared of one nor seen\been in one
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:55 PM
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Anybody ever heard of a rodeo fucking?






It's when you are fucking a chick from behind, grab her by the hair, lean close to her ear and whisper " you are the ugliest bitch I have ever fucked" and then try and hold on for the ride...
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:57 PM
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nope i've never heared of one nor seen\been in one
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