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10-28-2007, 10:09 AM
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The HDC Oscar for the Worst Horror Film Ever
BloodRayne BoogeyMan Captivity Day of the Dead Dead Alive aka BrainDead House of the Dead Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker $lasher$ Slaughter High The Horror Star The Village Troll Zombie Nation I think you already know this one, or do you? Let me put you out of your misery : Mr Boll is at it again! This time however, not content with messing up one game-based movie, but he has the the cheek, insolence, contemptness and above all disrespect to cause one of our own to change her name, because of what Boll done to this character. But this is NOT the worst horror film, as pointed out earlier a badly written screen play does not bode well with a good movie. The Worst ever horror film is House of the Dead
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10-28-2007, 10:09 AM
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Wow. What a suprise. ;)
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10-28-2007, 10:10 AM
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So finally one unchallenged award, which is affectionately known as the Uwe Boll Award for crap film-making.
All the categories that he was nominated for he came almost, infact unanimously top of the pile. To other film makers, please take heed or you may be the second candidate. The Person who had single handedly attempted to destroy the horror of which we so love, (that is why we are here after all) is Bow your head in shame UWE BOLL
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10-28-2007, 10:13 AM
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I really wish he would come to this forum one day. He would get so much bashing!
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10-28-2007, 10:13 AM
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Good job UWE!
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10-28-2007, 10:15 AM
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Way to go Uwe Boll :p
ok, now for some serious, and by that i mean decent horror movie awards The HDC Oscars award for Best Actor Nominations are: Boris Karloff Bruce Campbell Christopher Lee Donald Pleasance Lon Chaney Snr. Peter Lorre Samuel L Jackson Vincent Price This award goes to a man who sacrificed everything for his art, his groundbreaking makeup and versatility brought horror to the masses, he was a master of his craft, his ability to transform himself using self invented makeup techniques earned him the nickname ‘The Man of a Thousand Faces’. His early death meant the loss of a great man in the movie industry The winner is Lon Chaney Snr
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10-28-2007, 10:19 AM
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Gore is trying to sell his car :eek:
Disease? normal ha ha action will resume shortly
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10-28-2007, 10:20 AM
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its crumbling down before my eyes!
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10-28-2007, 10:22 AM
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4 more awards! 4 more awards! (And the rest!)
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10-28-2007, 10:25 AM
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The HDC Oscars award for Best Character
Nominations are: Ash Dracula - Bela Lugosi (31) Ellen Ripley - Alien series Jason Vorhees Michael Myers Waiter (Bruce Campbell in Spiderman 3) This award goes to Ash The judges summed this character up much better than I can so here are their comments “…greatest costume, greatest one-liners, greatest attitude, he goes from a total wuss into unstoppable bad-ass in no time flat. just an all around great character...” “…strong screen-presence, some really great sequences, and some of the best one-liners and one-word dialogues ever seen in a horror movie… Groovy…” “…He's a much more complex character than the others. Ash is witty, unwilling, and sarcastic until the end but he always ends up trying to save the day... or at least the girl... along with his own ass…”
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