Horror.Com Oscars

[GorePhobia]

When does this start again?

[stygianwitch]

Originally Posted by GorePhobia

When does this start again?

in about 5 minutes from now

[Disease]

Now, I think, am I in the right place???

[ferretchucker]

according to my clock is starts 5 minutes ago.

[stygianwitch]

Yep, you're in the right place, i think tic is all set to go :)

[tic]

Ok finally to get this thing on the road.

To the people who have helped and offered their support. Thank you I know when you saw the list a few jaws dropped and hearts sunk, (but somehow despite the curse of HDC, which I probably shouldn't mention coz no doubt I'll be struck with lightning) we are here.

Give yourself a clap people and drinks are on Horror or so he told me.

Without further adue, its also known as time-wasting we can now start the show - bring on the dancing girls yah.


That was quick!

OK for the first awards:


The HDC Oscars Award for Worst Director

Michael Deveraux
Paul W Anderson
Rick Garris
Rob Zombie
Rupert Wainright
Ullili Zommel
Uwe Boll




After a good deal of deliberation, that lasted, Oh nearly a millisecond and facing what was stiff opposition, the award goes to:

UWE BOLL

As a judge put it “Reason? He is the worst thing to happen to Horror”,

And that was being kind.

[tic]

The HDC Oscar for the Worst Producer


Darren Ramage
Michael Bay
Michael Deveraux
Rob Zombie
Sam Raimi
Uwe Boll


There are OK producers, there are bad producers, but there can only be one
really, really bad producer. The winner of this award, needs no introduction, as more than likely he would barge in anyway.

UWE BOLL

Do I have to give a reason? Wait and see and you’ll know why.

[tic]

The HDC Oscars for the worst Production Studio:
Boll Kg
Columbia
Fox Atomic
Paramount
Warner

This award, on the face of it was a pretty hard one to Judge; Paramount, Columbia and Warner – but yes that man again, this time using his own production company, why because even those already mentioned, have at least made an effort, in trying to produce some good movies. This person who uses his own company, perhaps because no-one else would even consider undertaking the films he creates.

The winner of the worst production studio can only go to Uwe Bolls own production studio,

BOLL KG

[ferretchucker]

Wow! I'm suprised! Uwe Boll is the best thing Horror has ever had! Did I say horror, I meant the people who are out to kill horror.

[tic]

The HDC Oscars for worst screen play


Campfire Tales
Death Proof
Halloween (07)
House of the Dead
$lasher$
The Beast from 20,000 fathoms
Zombie Nation


If I was to say Uwe Boll describes himself as not only a director, a producer but also a writer, would you know who won this one?

A bad screenplay does not make a good movie, Mr Boll. and when you’ve spent a lot of your experience on trying to not only destroy horror, but the games that are based on them. Shame on you

The award for the worst screen play is Uwe Boll’s travesty

House of the Dead