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i think shes a dumbass and i think hes sissified! he should smack that bitch into place! WOO WOO!
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dude wtf. thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard. smack her upside the head!
i mean hell i watch porn with anthony (lucid dreams). WHATS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT A HORROR FLICK!?~?!?!?!?!?!?!? ESP. A GREAT ONE LIKE THAT!!!!?!??!?!? |
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man thats fuked up
it is one thing for the gurl to not let him watch it it is quite another for him to actually not watch watch it b/c she doesnt want him too........fuk that!!!!!!!!
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Oh yes. Its the old conflicting interests problem.
My girlfriend and i have totally different interests. Example: I like horror films - she likes girly romantic comedies and shit; I love punk/rock and she likes cheesy pop. But she would never stop me watchin/listenin to what i want to listen to. S'good now cos we've bought a new house with a spare room that i've turned into a study/chill out room. Decorated it the way I wanted to (she got to chose the decor for the lounge, kitchen etc.). So when i want to watch my stuff or listen to my music, i go chill out here and she ay allowed to come disturb me unless shes carryin a beer in one hand and a pizza in the other. Seriously mate, you gotta tell your friend to beef up or this girl is gonna be controlin his life forever. Latas.....p
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You're a good catch. You are also young, so be patient. i didnt have my first date until i was 17.
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My wife's not into horror the way I am. But she does watch a lot of the movies with me. She is the perfect example of the kind of customer Blockbuster targets/caters to. Put a sign or label on it saying "new release" or one with nice shiny coverart and she'll get it. She brought home a "horror" movie the other night, when she showed it to me I told her we had already seen it on the Sci-fi channel 6-8 weeks ago. She argued Blockbuster had it out as a new release, and I told her for them it is new, for us it's not.
She does sit there and watch a lot of my films, so in turn I'll set and watch her type of movies, but we have to watch hers first or I'll fall asleep if we watch them later.
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is this guy with his girlfriend 24/7? he sounds like he'd wait on her hand and foot.
Is she at least hot, i mean since she is crazy? lets hope so....
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Ah well, some people got it good, some don't....horror movies (IMO) is not something that both of you should HAVE to enjoy, but there shouldn't be any restrictions, so to speak. If the other person doesn't like it, they don't have to watch it, that's as far as it should go really.
If this person is involved in a genuine relationship, they'll have the respect to realise that this person should not have to be changed (nor their habits) to her specifications. Take your partner as they are, because if they're not how you want them to be in the first place, they never will be. Damn I'm glad my girl digs horror just as much as me, I'm currently involved in a 5 year, HORROR FILLED relationship ...heh-heh... *KINETIC CARD!*
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I have found this works for me too. Bree is shocked that i will sit through Queer eye for the straight guy and Sex in the city with her, even though for almost a YEAR all we watched was what i wanted to. I feel i am paying my dues (plus i secretly like queer eye....) Plus, she actaully enjoys horror. She knows more about freddy and jason that i would ever care to :)
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