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09-16-2004, 08:30 PM
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Alright.
Four gay men walk into a bar but theres only one stool left. They fight over who gets to sit down. One sugguests that one could sit in his lap but they refused. Then the same one said he'll sit in one of their laps. They still refused. They went of complaining and fighting and then one came up with a idea. He said "I know what we do! We pick up that stool, turn it over and all sit down!" Get it? I now another real funny gay joke that I just herd reccently. Wanna hear?
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries.... 
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09-16-2004, 09:06 PM
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3 girls were in a bar arguing about who had the looser pussy. The first said that hers was so loose that her husband could fist her easily. The second said that her husband could double fist her easily. The third one laughed, then slid down the stool.
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09-16-2004, 09:17 PM
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Thats the funniest damn thing I've ever herd!
Ok, heres one. Theres these two gay lovers and one wants to make the other cum while the other has to use the rest room. He walks into the bathroom and the other tells him not to jackoff because he wants to make him cum. He walks out of the rest room and theres cum all over the wall. The other one goes "I told you not to jackoff!" and he says "I didn't. I farted."
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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09-16-2004, 09:21 PM
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09-16-2004, 09:25 PM
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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09-16-2004, 09:32 PM
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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09-16-2004, 09:50 PM
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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09-16-2004, 09:53 PM
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You are my life I love you Brittany "Then i'm gonna get a keychain attached to my balls so i always know where my keys and my balls are" - Dennis Leary The end of loss brings a new world order In society, the government lables us "Americans" to represent ourselves In a land of non-freedom With the "Freedom" of speech, we still get denied our rights to speak our mind Nothing but a bunch of old time fascists wanting nothing more than to stop the idea of ideas. Ideas build us, build us inside Everyday someones getting stuck in a cell for a crime they did not commit Since when is opinion against the law, against the rights of society?
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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