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I am already married and have kids so I will just stick with the sex part.
1. Ingrid Bergman-anyone that can make Bogie fall in love has got my vote 2. Rita Hayworth- cant remember the film but I still cant get her beautiful face out of my head. 3. Jennifer Lopez-some guys are Boob men, me I am an assman, oh yea and any chick with hot legs. Boy I sure miss the 80s minnie skirts and tight jeans.*heavy breathing, parts hair with tongue* I dont find 2 many actresses these days very attractive, mostly because of the same reasons Bloodrayne gave. Oh yea and any Rockabilly chicks
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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I almost forgot Sally HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory. 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead. I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet. I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed. The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone. Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead. Forgive your enemies......after they are slain. The God I believe in aint short of cash mister. |
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Quote:
"Its like a baboon's ass on a face!!" - Lois (family guy) |
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I don't know what it is...
Yes I do. 1. She's intelligent. 2. She's full of life. 3. I like those lips. 4. She has an animal magnetism that makes me happy in the pants.
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2 words:
TOMB RAIDER *vomits* |
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3 words:
TOMB RAIDER=SEX
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Honestly, I'm one of the least horny guys you could ever meet. Let's just say I have some.. intimacy problems.
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I mostly just act like that for show. I don't want to look like an impotent bastard.
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