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Moist chewy twat nougat....
gotta be better thasn a twat nugget ...... I'm not sure what that would be, but it cant be good...
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yay..... moist chewy nogurt ****
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I also have a neighbor who is a little bit INSANE! He makes up these incredible lies ALL THE TIME and makes up unbelievable stories like how he jumped 2 police cars type of thing, and drives us crazy, particularily my husband because he stalks him! I think he knows I hate him, because I always avoid him LOL! When we moved in he told us there was an enormous rabid skunk under our stairs. We live in a place where that would be a little rare OK, He also said he stalked it and killed it! No skunk. You can't even pop out your head to get the mail and he will try to talk to you, and keep you there FOREVER! I have given up sitting out in the summer in a bathing suit, because he looks over the fence all the time and will try to get my attention even if I am reading and look like I just don't want to be bothered! He doesn't work is only 28, so he says, and claims to have numerous children! Oh...........had I mentioned, he lives with his parents! :rolleyes: The times when he forces me to talk to him, he is fond of relaying the details of his pathetic sex life, which he claims has been non- active for a year or so! And.........you think you have problems! Have I got a guy for your lovely neighbor! :eek: Last edited by nine9; 06-25-2004 at 06:24 PM. |
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Stingy Jack becareful about this neighbor she sounds like the type of person who would kick you when your not looking.... mess up you car or break out a window in your place
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