You're all Circus Freaks!

[Posher778]

I quit the union when they told me AIDS gives you superpowers.



Excuses to write sappy columns in fag magazines are NOT superpowers, thank you.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally Posted by Posher778

I quit the union when they told me AIDS gives you superpowers.



Excuses to write sappy columns in fag magazines are NOT superpowers, thank you.

good fer nothing union never did nothin fer nobody!

[Posher778]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

good fer nothing union never did nothin fer nobody!

I joined self hating celibates anonymous. It's been good so far, but they keep telling me to be more of a tease... I suppose to give off the illusion that I live a normal life. I AM NOT A ROBOT.

[Psycom5k]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

what is street magic, psycom?

I dunno, its easier to do outside or at least on the ground, I saw it done on some show years ago and how to do it and like nobody else I know knows how I do it. Its one of those distraction tricks.

[cheebacheeba]

I can whistle like a phone
I can staple my hands and arms
I can think myself into vomiting
I can lift lots and break things
I can fold my eyelids inside out and keep 'em that way

...that's probably it

[crabapple]

I am a friend to all cats--no cat thinks to fear me, if I make a few small noises any cat will come over and be friendly, for they know I only wish to help them.

[ferretchucker]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

I can whistle like a phone
I can staple my hands and arms
I can think myself into vomiting
I can lift lots and break things
I can fold my eyelids inside out and keep 'em that way

...that's probably it

Where are the peanuts when you need 'em?

[psycho d]

i can spin almost anything (not too heavy) on my index finger. i can also ruin a perfectly good thing in less than a heartbeat. That's it.
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[bwind22]

bwind22 - The Human Tripod