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Old 05-14-2008, 05:33 PM
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Can I be someone who kills you in this one?
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:22 AM
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Well, I do plan on dying in this one, and if you want in you can. However, I can't promise anything about you killing me.


Oh, and yeh psycom, you can be in it.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:50 AM
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Sweet, I can be the sleezeball that gets alot of tail and nobody really likes him during the whole movie, but at the end he redeems himself and saves people, either by narrowly escaping losing his life, or actually dying, the hes gonna go go heaven and get some angel booty.... yeah, angel booty...
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:01 AM
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Great job Ferret :)

Now when do I show up? :D
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:05 PM
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Patience my friends...patience.

Well, anyway, I'm kinda tired (and I took a few of my dad's beers so I wanna draw as little attentiopn to myself as possible) because it's getting kinda late here in england. So, I'll post another part when I get home from school.
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:52 PM
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The camera shows an empty, desolate road. A snail appears and begins going across the road. It is nearly at the other side when a car speeds past, crushing it. The camera goes up to show the inside of the car. A woman in a wedding dress and a guy in a tux are in there.

Papillon Noir: Where now?!

Psycom: Anywhere! We got 50k in the back seat, you and your husbands wedding rings, a great car and the open road! Better still, he's so gullible, he thinks you're going back!

They lean over and kiss each other. The music is blaring. As he leans over, the car goes to the side and off the road, onto the dirt. He quickly turns the wheel back so they're back on the road. He shouts out like a wolf.

Psycom: Fuck I have so much adrenaline! It worked so well this time!

Papillon: Yeh! 3rd time lucky! Meet 'em, greet 'em, marry 'em, and leave 'em!

Psycom: Fuck I love this song!

He turns up the radio and "Slow Ride!" plays really loud. The two shout out and kiss each other again. The camera goes to an outside silver ferrari speeds off. The camera goes up to a sign saying "Welcome to Shady Side".

Cut to a shot of a road in Shady Side. Massacre Man's De Lorean is driving down the road. He pulls up at some lights, about to turn left. The Ferrari speeds along infront of him, going down the road he then turns into. He follows it. The car turns into his street, then pulls up to house just oppsite his, now a Bed and Breakfast. Papillon and Psycom get out of the car and walk up to the door. They ring the bell. Dante opens the door.


Dante: You guys lookin' for a place to stay?

Papillon: Yeh. How much.

She gets out a ciggarette and starts smoking it. As she pulls it away from her mouth, her and psycom make out. He breathes out some smoke when they're done.

Dante: $5 a night for the two of you. It's small but each room has an en suite and it's a cooked breakfast in the morning. Doors lock at 11:00pm.

Psycom: Fine. It'll do.

Massacre Man gets out of his car, where he'd been sitting, and goes over to them.

Massacre Man: You guys mind being more careful with the fucking car. Kids live round here and the speed you went round this corner, you could have killed one without fucking knowing.

Papillon Noir takes a puff on the ciggarette and blows the smoke out into his face.

Papillon: Er, sorry. Didn't realise you were my dad.

Psycom: Yeh. Fuck you, bastard and leave my babe alone.

Massacre Man: You two are fucking rejects. Fuck you, but if you don't slow down, I'll make you.

Psycom gets up in Massacre Man's face and spits. Massacre Man pucnches him. Psycom gets up, about to retaliate when Dante speaks up.

Dante: Massacre Man, get back ni your fucking house! You, whatever your name is, if you fight back, at all, your stuff'll be thrown out the window for the neighborhood kids to take.

Psycom: Fine. But I'm watching your man, and mark my words, I will Fuck. You. Up. Seeya later, asswipe.

Massacre Man walks back inside his house and Papillon, Dante and Psycom begin unloading the suitcases from the car.
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:55 PM
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:55 PM
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How about a new character?...Her name is Rayne...They aren't really sure where she comes from, and no one knows much about her...but...Eventually it's discovered that she's actually... BLOODRAYNE! OMG:eek: :eek: :eek:


HaHaHa...I was just having fun with that :p
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:57 PM
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That was awsome ferretchucker!
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:58 PM
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Good stuff. Can I be Todd Faustus, the incompetent grandson of the Doc Faustus from HDC the movie 1?
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