I want one.

[Rayne]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

That reminded me of Stephen King's 'LT's Theory Of Pets'

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by Rayne

Gee, after reading THAT, how could anyone NOT want one?

[/sarcasm]

Oh, you've left out the part that about 99.9% of hairless cats are absolutely ugly as goddamn sin... But I want a cat. Pretty damn badly. And the stripy ones are pretty cute. I'll take it in the bathtub. It'll be like bonding.

Originally Posted by Dude Guadalupe

We have something like that. It's called a baby.

But less maintenance. See? If the boyfriend and I can't handle taking care of a Sphynx Cat, then we know that we would be unfit parents.

Some people call it "frivolous," I call it "socially responsible."

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

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Well.

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At least you don't have to bathe it.

[newb]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

ChronoGrl's impulse for the evening:




My boyfriend is deathly allergic to cats, so it would have to be hairless.

Luckily, there is a Sphynx Cat Breeder nearby.

I just emailed my landlord. If he gives us the greenlight, I am so investing in a hairless cat. Like tomorrow.


Did you know...

• Hairless cats require regular bathing,
• are prone to ear and eye infections,
• can get sunburned if left outside,
• and are incredibly temperature-sensitive. It is suggested that you purchase clothing for your hairless kitty or make a homemade sweater by cutting holes out of an old tube sock.

1st you need to shave your head....then have a clone made of you....only smaller.

[_____V_____]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

**calling the SPCA and reporting a cat killer**

[hammerfan]

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

Don't get an annoying cat.... who meows all the time.... for no reason.... non at all.... and then you start to frequently tell the cat to shut the fuck up.... shut the fuck up cat I hate you so much..... I wish I never found you ....... in that trash can.

Don't get a cat that you had to beg to be allowed to keep because the cat lived on a highway and at the time the thought of the thing getting squashed was horrible..... and it keeps meowing until you want to kill it...... you want it not breathing..... but the ironic thing is that now your boyfriend is attached to the cat... and you fantasize about ways to kill it...... skinning it alive and boiling it in molasses...... all the time your boyfriend cuddles the cat and says "he only meows when you're around"

yeah, don't get one of those cats.

You haven't been hanging out in the Kensington section of Philadelphia, have you?? They have a serial cat killer running around. Residents have been finding corpses of cats that were obviously tortured and killed.

[urgeok2]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

At least you don't have to bathe it.

ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

[ChronoGrl]

Originally Posted by urgeok2

ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

HIO

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pervert.

[urgeok2]

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl

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pervert.

thats like pointing up and saying "sky" :D

[Marya Zaleska]

Originally Posted by urgeok2

ladies - please..


wash your kitties !!!


:p

I don't have to bathe my kitties.

They clean themselves all of the time!


:p :p :p

[ChronoGrl]

So.

I just got an email back from the breeder: "Fare warning, our animals do not fare well alone without another animal be it a dog or another cat."

I found this rather odd. While dogs and ferrets are incredibly social and communal animals, I thought that cats were more independent and less needy.

It's not exactly in the Chrono budget to purchase more than one hairless kitty. :mad: