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Old 09-09-2007, 06:12 PM
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you mean a doody - damn thats real constipation


You answered my intitial question with that response.
Grow up.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:16 PM
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Asar, stfu. your being aflaming retard
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:20 PM
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Asar, stfu. your being aflaming retard

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anyway......This is a very hospitable and welcoming forum. No losers here.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:43 PM
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I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Yes. Yes. Beatles. Yes.
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Old 09-09-2007, 07:55 PM
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anyway......This is a very hospitable and welcoming forum. No losers here.
Well, besides you of course. :)
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:57 PM
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I say, there, Asar, in the spirit of hospitality, might I stick my penis in your ear?
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:18 PM
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I say, there, Asar, in the spirit of hospitality, might I stick my penis in your ear?
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Old 09-10-2007, 02:54 AM
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Whatta bunch of fucking losers you are....ha

I would love to be a loser, can you tell me step by step in full detail how to become one Asar?
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Old 09-10-2007, 08:31 AM
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i was gonna sing the beatles at ya......


hmmm guess so..... more of a geek..... live at home with a crummy job.... well for one more week til i go back to uni....


yep i love horror and sci-fi.... and collect stuff so yeah....


and darn proud!!!


what you gotta be like not to be a loser???? (just so i know not what to be) ;)
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:15 AM
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I think the bloodhound gang spelled out what makes a loser:

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!

Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?,
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?,
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?,
Or do you own a record by Stryper?,
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?,
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?,
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?,
Are you deaf?,
Well if you are you can't hear me,
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?,
Broken even if I spoke clearly,
You're still not able to hear me,
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?,
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?,
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?,
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?,
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?,
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?,
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?,
Does she look pregnant although she's not?,
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?,
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?,
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?,
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?,
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?,
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?,
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille,
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail,
Life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.

So take your life instead of taking it for granted,
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it,
Live today like it's gonna be your last,
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas,
I hope you take this the wrong way,
And misinterpret what I say,
Rewind and let me reverse,
Backwards like Judas Preist first did.

Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
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