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THE FERRETCHUCKER
Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Johnny Depp Old Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Christopher Lee Young Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker - Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle Officer James Walker - Leonardo DiCaprio Officer James Walker (Deceased) - Voiced by L D Andrew Partridge - Sam Neill Setting - The town on Huddersdale A man who lives isolated in his cliffside windmill begins to venture outside of the house to stare at the town. His strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off cliffs is well known, but never been proved and therefore he cannot be arrested. When strange lights begin being seen coming from his house and local pets start disappearing, Officer James Walker decides enough is enough, but when he ventures into this strange mans past, discovers the local Butcher is his Father and tries to bust this guy apart once and for all, he gets more than he bargained for. Then, when a plague of Thousands upon thousands of Ferrets with legs or tails or even jaws of other animals unleashes itself upon the town, it is feared nothing can stop this sheer terror, when walker is captured by the ferretchucker, will Andrew Partridge [Neill] own up to his past and stop his sons future in time to save Officer Walker, or will this psychopath win and destroy the people that shunned him. Find Out This Halloween at a Cinema Near YOU!
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It would be nice for the psycho to win out.....It would make a change. It kinda reminded me of a book i read years ago called Meat. It was about if i remember correctly Vegitarians and the A.L.F. And how all this weird and crazy shit started to happen to them.It also featured a Weazel. But i cant remember who wrote it , .cos it would be good to read again.
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I have the whole film planned out in my mind. The ending would involve Leo (officer walker) getting his skin eaten off by the ferret/dogs/cats/birdsetc. whose minds have gone insane due to the mixture of animal D.N.A in them. Then, Gabriel Partridge (Yes, Gabriel is my first name) puts parts of walkers mind into a ferret.
When Andrew Partridge (Who has been living by the name Patron) comes to his senses and decides he must face his son, goes up to the windmill only to find a horribly, ugly messed up looking ferret talking to him with walkers voice. He tells Andrew about the enormous gas tank needed to fuel the splicer thingy. Andrew then runs in, theres a big climactic fight scene with loads of blood and ferrets that ends with andrew at the floor, apparently dead. Gabriel then stands at the "dead" body laughing at him, when Andrew jumps up, uppercutting Gabriel and taking his gun. shoots the gas tank, says something witty to Gabriel then lights a ciggarette. Theres a big explosion which shoots the ferret cage off the cliff, Andrew's horribly burnt body laughing with the also nearly dead ferret body of officer walker then dies. It then shows a shot of a bald, man from behind with burn marks all over the back of his head dropping a ferret down a well and laughing.
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Yeah great ad. The link would be very welcome thanks.
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beware the judderman when the moon is fat. Bloody hell that puppet and the guy still give me the creeps. I see them every now and then at family get togethers. They're...they're not really that social though...
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