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What's this shit about?
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06-06-2006, 04:52 AM
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We're just saying whatever comes to mind, IA. I don't think it has to be about anything in particular, just whatever comes time mind at the time you decide to post. However, you could be making a play based on the privy jokes, in which case, I am the ding bat of the morning.
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An exboyfriend and I went up north to open up his parents cabin in the spring. I went out to the outhouse and got fussy cuz there was a spider web across the toilet seat ( I HATE spiders). So I went and got him to rescue me from the web and as he was destroying that we both looked up and there were spiders in every nook and cranny of the ceiling. And we're talking BIG hairy, ugly, scary, wolf spiders. There were other spiders there too, but those were the scariest. He was 6'1" so he was a lot closer to them than I was, I screamed and actually he sorta did too. We tried killing them with Raid, but all they did was curl up when we sprayed them and then uncurl and start crawling again. We had to use brooms, the old kind with really stiff bristles, to basically stab them to death to get them out of there. UGH, it makes me shudder just thinking about it!
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Picture of a wolf spider....
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A couple days back after work, since I didnt have any lunch, I was hungry and voracious by dinner time. And hungry means REALLY hungry. I ordered, then went into the bathroom to freshen up.
When I returned, I saw a plate covered on my table. Since the lights inside the place were dim, I just pushed the cover back, grabbed a spoon, and shoved a spoonful of whatever it was inside my mouth. One chew into it, and I tasted...beluga caviar! YUCK! I spitted it right out and called the waitress. She apologised and said maybe it was for someone else, and got placed at my table by mistake. By then, another waiter brought me my food. I had to go and rinse my mouth about a 100 times to get that icky taste outta it. But still it remained all thru the night. Grrrrrr :mad: (And no, it isnt funny dammit!)
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY! As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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