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It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. napoleon dynomite:D
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Can I call you a cab?
Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker! fear and loathing in las vegas
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Capt: "I can't tell" Doc: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." Capt: "No, i dont know." Doc: "Can't you take a guess?" Capt: "Well, not for another two hours." Doc: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?" Have to say IMO airplane, blazin' saddles and monty python's life of brian are the funniest film ever made. Fact.
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There are numerous funny lines in Lake Placid, here area couple that come to mind:
"This is where if I had a dick...I'd tell you to suck it!" Betty White "...and when I get back, you can chew the bark off my big fat log." Hecter "Was that a Homo-sexual remark?" The Sheriff "I keep getting hit with heads!" Bridget Fonda The Thing "Nobody...nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired." MacReady "If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how could you tell it was really me?" Childs "...I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off what ever it is." Clark "I wondered when El-Capitan was going to get a chance to use his pop-gun." Palmer "I don't know about Copper, but I give you my word I did not go near that blood." Gary "You gotta be fucking kidding" Palmer
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: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe?
Landon: You're lucky to be so sure. Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it. A Walk to Remember!
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Wizard of Oz
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy. House of 1,000 Corpse
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