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Old 09-23-2008, 08:38 AM
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Jean-Claude Van Damme is awesome in this weird, funny, self-referential and oddly redemptive satire of how shitty it is to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. He's broke, can't get a job, just lost his daughtwer in a custody battle and then he stumbles into a bank robbery. Best film he has ever done.

7.5/10
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:40 AM
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Oh man.... I love that movie!
Haha, I guess it wasn't my cup o' tea. I had heard good things about it, so I think I'm in the minority.
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Old 09-23-2008, 10:14 AM
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Venom.
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Old 09-23-2008, 10:45 AM
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Old 09-23-2008, 10:46 AM
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JCVD

Jean-Claude Van Damme is awesome in this weird, funny, self-referential and oddly redemptive satire of how shitty it is to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. He's broke, can't get a job, just lost his daughtwer in a custody battle and then he stumbles into a bank robbery. Best film he has ever done.

7.5/10


My bf's soo gonna make me watch that now.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:28 AM
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:33 AM
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Ironicly, Mel wasnt acting, he really is batshit...
But then again, gary Busey is WAY more batshit.

The one thing i never understood, especially now that I am the father fo a girl:
Gary Busey's character was old enough to have been Special Forces in Vietnam, which even by the 80s would put him in his 30s...


Danny Glover's daughter was still in high school...


Why wasnt Gary Busey dead with 6 shotys in the head before the movie started? I would murder any 30+ (hell, 20+) year old man trying to date my high-school aged daughter. And Its not like he LOOKED young, its gary busey, he's looked 40 since he was 20.
gary busy had nothing to do with the daughter ... other than maybe paying the hooker girlfriend to poison the drugs (the daughter was a lesbian)

how long since you've seent he movie ? :D
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:34 AM
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JCVD

Jean-Claude Van Damme is awesome in this weird, funny, self-referential and oddly redemptive satire of how shitty it is to be Jean-Claude Van Damme. He's broke, can't get a job, just lost his daughtwer in a custody battle and then he stumbles into a bank robbery. Best film he has ever done.

7.5/10
i saw a trailer for this some time ago - it looked really good..
been looking forward to seeing it.


that and The Wrestler - with Mickey rourke
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:34 PM
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Haha, I guess it wasn't my cup o' tea. I had heard good things about it, so I think I'm in the minority.
You're not alone - I thought I was the only one here that didn't like it.
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:11 PM
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You're not alone - I thought I was the only one here that didn't like it.


You are.

Alky is joking.

Right Alky?

Riiiight?!!! :mad:
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