the LOVE thread

[urgeok]

that would be more of a pumping motion ..
a sawing motion would be more back and forth - not in and out.

[ChEEbA]

No, that would be if you were sawing it from the outside, not the inside.

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/ani...dwatching1.htm

[ChEEbA]

Sorry, that animation was completely off topic....I SHOULD'VE posted this one:

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/animations/penis.htm

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
By jamming a broken shard of chicken-bone up your dickhole.

Don't forget to move it in and out vigourously in a sawing motion

look what you wrote ..
that clearly attempts to describe a pumping motion.
nothing was said about sawing from the outside.

besides a jagged chicken bone, if used as a saw in the conventional fashion from the outside would merely rub the smooth side of the bone across the dick.

it might irritate after an hour or so but i dont think this is the impact you were looking for ..

[ChEEbA]

ok, well...next time you move a broken shard of chickenbone in and out of YOUR dickhole....you tell me, does it pump, or does it SAW?

Go on then...come back when you have the answer.:D

[urgeok]

i'll make an educated guess ..

it'll be unpleasant.

some things are an exit .. not an entrance.

[ChEEbA]

Gets me thinking...I wonder what would hurt MORE....

A: Inserting the tips of a small pair of pliers into the first cm of the eye of the penis while the pliers are closed, then ripping them open....

OR

B: Hammering a large nail through your testicle, then pulling the nail out with a claw hammer

[Vodstok]

How's this, the thought of either makes me want to puke :)

and check your pms, cheeb

[urgeok]

how about this ...

with a sharp razor blade do a diagonal cut on your shin ...
shallow at the beginning and deeper as you go ..

take one of those keys from a can of spam and insert the thin flesh at the beginning of the cut into the hole in the key.


then start turning the key, peeling back the fleah.

see how far you can go before you pass out.

Great for parties !

[Death By Jell-O]

I find a drill with a paint stirring attachment is far more entertaining....