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HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES:
Fuck your mother. Fuck your sister. Fuck your grandmother. And most of all... fuck you! . EVIL DEAD: Join us! . We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. We-ahhahahahaha
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"Good....Bad....I'm the one with the gun."
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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Shaun Of The Dead
You've got red on you.
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   Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F--- out of everybody! -Sam Kinison
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02-09-2005, 09:00 AM
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Full Metal Jacket:
"You climb like old people fuck!" "Dont fall, private Pile, that would break my fucking heart!" "Private pile, your ass looks like 200 lbs of chewed bubblegum." "Shit, your funny. i like you. Hell, i may even let you fuck my sister!" R. Lee Ermey just so fucking rocks....
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too)
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10-17-2005, 06:49 PM
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The Quote Thread
Ok here are the rules:
No personal thoughts on anything, just quotes from movies. This first thread should be the only one with an actual thought that isn't a quote. Post favorite quotes or just ones you hear and like, or feel like saying.
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10-17-2005, 06:50 PM
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"Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
-Patrick Bateman American Psycho
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10-17-2005, 06:57 PM
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"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
-Taggart Blazing Saddles
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