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Old 08-11-2006, 09:01 AM
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It's nice to know there's someone out there figuring these things out for the rest of us.
And I don't care WHAT you're going to win, if you're a man with a cock in your mouth, you're gay.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:01 AM
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I feel used after reading that. you should have bought me a drink first.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:01 AM
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It's nice to know there's someone out there figuring these things out for the rest of us.
And I don't care WHAT you're going to win, if you're a man with a cock in your mouth, you're gay.
Agreed
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:03 AM
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It's nice to know there's someone out there figuring these things out for the rest of us.
And I don't care WHAT you're going to win, if you're a man with a cock in your mouth, you're gay.
My sides hurt.....:)
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:04 AM
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Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.
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To me, this one in particular (a few others), and the association you seem to have drawn to having semi-intimate contact with guys, hugging guys, and even talking about sex with guys to homosexuality...seems in itself a little gay.
You sure you're not one of those straight guys that don't know they're gay yet? Careful, you don't wanna fuck your own shit up.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:07 AM
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See, thats a weird thing.... Carson from Queer Eye is FLAMING gay, and perverted, but not really a pervert.


the german guy from Hostel, was basically straight, but had a taste for younger men. that, to me, is a pervert. I think it comes down to motivation. if you are sexually attarcted to men, you are gay, no biggie.

but if you are primarily attracted to women, but crave sex with men, it seems creepy... Probably because those guys endup having sex with men and then either killing them or setting them on fire....
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:09 AM
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Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.

But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.

There are guys here at this forum...Just about every guy here has discussed sex at some point (we all have...There may be only a very few exceptions)...So, does that mean that the guys at this forum (including yourself) are gay?


And...If a guy even THINKS about "what it would be like to suck a cock,"...He's at LEAST bi-curious....Straight guys don't think about other guys cocks AT ALL...


And you claim that in any case where you are doing something with the opposite sex, you are not gay...Well, what if a straight chick makes out with a gay guy?...Does that make the guy 'no longer gay'...or 'ungay' during that moment?


I seriously think your logic is flawed on this one...
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:12 AM
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:18 AM
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GODDAMMIT IT'S A KING MISSILE SONG I SAID!!!




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LOL...GODDAMMIT I KNOW!!!...But, it was still fun playing with you :p
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:20 AM
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Is it me, or does it seem like whatever threads become perverted, are the only ones that keep going and going and going? So if that's the case, and after what he just said about the gay thing, we must all be gay!
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