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Re: Re: My Horrific Up & Coming Experience
thank you very much :D :D : WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE that is what will be going through my mind, hilarious laughter, anger, and WTF....... when i come out of the theatre i will be seriously insane.... more than I am now... heh:mad: :mad: :confused: :confused:
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what you need is some of these.... then layback have a kip and the g/f will be none the wiser.
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isnt that abou tennis? UGH
anyway i hardly watch movies, but even ones that i generally thought i woudlnt like, at least there was 1-2 things that i actually did like. most are allegoric anyway, so odds are you can draw something meaningful from it and if all else fails,ull be able to say 'OMG IW ATCHED THE STUPIDEST MOVIE...' :P |
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try to convince her to see something else. I tried it and instead of seeing Garfield I saw Riddick. Granted, Riddick isn't that good, but it's not fucking Garfield, and that's good enough
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id rather have seen garfield than riddick. the dog in that movie kicks ass
then again riddick did provide for some good laughs..... although i wil say id rather watch both of these than fuckin wimdbledon.. |
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next thing we'll have is a friggin film about the Cricket...
I wonder who'll get the role of Nasser Husains part?? |
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Re: My Horrific Up & Coming Experience
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical! I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay. Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.' George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom. -Song by me, Mr. Nash- I believe I want some Micky D Fries. Make them super-sixed. I dream about'em every night and day. Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away. I see me runnin' through that open door. Eating all the fries I can endure Mmm... I love to eat those fries.... |
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Thanx for all the support, some people may not think it is a big deal BUT holy shit this will be hell for me. I know I will probably just fall asleep and I know I will take a long break to the bathroom (go out to the car and sit for awhile) LOL
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Good luck man.....I think you're really gonna need it!
Ugggg....that sounds so shitty....
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Well last night i'm afraid I had to sit through 2 hours of the film 'Nell' with Jodie Foster on UK tv.
OMG how fuckin borin. Thats definately a chick flick and a half if ever I saw one. Tried to nod off to sleep and my lady kept nudgin me. All I could fuckin here was 'Teeeeee in the weeeee' (you only know what this means if you've suffered it yourself). So I said to her 'well i'm goin to bed - busy at work tomorrow etc) and she goes ' oh, ok, i'll come and watch the rest of this in the bedroom. Fuckin torture!!! Latas...px
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