Things that make you jump

[Sam The Egg]

hot sand at the beach

[newb]

Originally posted by yourlastmistake
Things that made me jump ? Well, the parents have a second home in the mountains. Sits on the side of a mountain, 9 acre's. It was late at night. Probably around midnite. Just me and the wife were there. No kids.
So you can imagine what we doing. Right there on the living room floor. The floor is hard polished wood but we were on a thick rug. Anyway,we were going at it when we heard a loud... "WHAM,WHAM,WHAM". Man,we both shot straight up onto our feet. Quick as sh*t. I still had my socks on and I came down on that wood floor, scrambling like a dog/cat does when running across a linoleum floor. Landed smack on my ass. Me and the wife just stared at each other. It was silent.
I got up,put on my pants and grabbed my gun. The wife was scared.
I was a bit spooked myself. I looked out the window. It was pitch black,I couldnt see a thing. The movie" Deliverence"crossed my mind a couple of times. To make a long story short I checked the basement and around the frt porch. I never found out what made the noise. It sounded like somebody was pounding on the basement door. Maybe it was just some pissed off bear. lol... one came up on the porch last week and turned the grill over.

Did you ever think that the WHAM,WHAM,WHAM noise may have been you and your wife. Sometimes, when two people are involved in coitus, the skin may come together in a slapping motion causing the sounds that you described.Just a thought. And next time, take your socks off.:D

[WaR38]

Kriss Kross

Haha great one

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by WaR38
Haha great one

AHHAHA i thought i was the only one who was gonna get that lol :p

[kpropain]

My bike, usually over 20 foot doubles..:D

[juanhacko]

A snake--by the washer and dryer in the basement when I was barefooted--and poisonous also!

[Distorty]

Originally posted by xGuardianx03
Kriss Kross

This made me laugh, alot

[Hate_Breeder]

Im gonna have to listen to the song now LOL! :D

[Hate_Breeder]

Goddamn this song makes me laugh. Its too much. I gotta go to bed now hehe. HAHAH :p

[Distorty]

I have an image in my head of you trying to get to sleep but laughing to much.